Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The most important thing to remember is his general presence.
You weren't in the state legislature.
...is a good and decent public servant...
...President Mitchell always has one hand in the pocket of his coat.
But we make fun of the president. We knock the president. But it's a tough job.
We're walking... We're walking... and we're stopping
Do you want to tell him that?
Have you ever thought about wearing a sweater?
...I'd like to apologize to the American people.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
Here you are on the cover.
Dave, I can't hire anybody else. I can't.
I....
...the president succumbed Thursday at 4:20 p.m.
...in a previous domestic automotive purchase.
He's all right.
...and the machine will do everything your arms do.
That's at a press conference. Otherwise, they're almost always on the podium.
- We made it up. - What do you mean, you made it up?
Lots of shelters were in this bill.
Hot lunches for little kiddies.
See? It was there all the time.
The new president promises a leadership of fairness.
Dave.
...on my lunch break.
It's Wednesday. Everybody works on Wednesday.
...proving that Bob Alexander was also involved...
...but if you've been running around with this new jobs...
As soon as we sat down...
...for something they haven't finished...
- You? - Yeah.
Oh, my God.
...just because he happens to be vice-president of the United States.
That's all I have left.
...but sometimes we need to put our personal feelings aside and focus...
- Listen, you little shit. - Dave. Dave.
Have you got someone to double for me there?
Judiciary?
They look like they could fly.
Don't we, Bob?
He's not?
Good boy!
Thank you.
And your family?
We're here trying to carry the water for him. I've carried water.
Dave.
You're on.
- But we went there. - Dave.
You bet.
I love Benjamin Bratt. <line> - I know.
Open it, please, Duane.
We're walking, we're walking... ... and we
I shouldn't be here.
What I told him to?
Wrong?
Usually it's a barter kind of thing.
...we'd be making $23 million a month in interest.
I'm not one of your little bimbos.
...but the vice-president is mentally unbalanced.
Yes.
...where he was giving a speech to the American Legal Counsel...
Alan, we still gotta control this guy.
And no Boy Scout is gonna come in here and take it away from me...
I told her his blood pressure went up after a little incident at the hotel.
You know...
...and knowing that you've done something valuable with your day.
Cancun?
Great, great, great. All right.
- It's all set with Duane? - All set.
Quickly. Quickly.
Let's talk a little bit about desserts.
- You really had me worried. - I'm fine. Well....
You're nobody.
Good morning, Mr. President. I was really worried.
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The entire United States of America.
IT'S WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY WORKS ON WEDNESDAY
I know what you think. People hire us to impersonate the president and first lady.
...but, even professional politicians have trouble getting used to the...
Take today. The president woke up, broke the law, got caught, he pardoned himself.
Bob.
Look, I'll make this easy on you.
Have you been exercising recently?
That was quite a thing you did today.
Polo, climbing.
His personal physician pronounced him in perfectly good health.
Mr. President, I don't believe that's on your agenda today.
Hang up.
The president has requested this rare, joint session of Congress...
Well, half Polynesian and, half American.
Say, what's with the cameras?
About the worst thing we ever did...
It doesn't happen often, Bob, but you're right.
Rain Oklahoma
I can't believe you would do something like this.
Like the program I presented when I ran for president.
- Rosenthal loved us in The Times. - That's good.
...this big.
Mr. Speaker.
- You're kidding. - It happens.
The first lady. I mean, couldn't I start with a cousin?