Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Mr. President, how are you feeling? - Fine.
I'm the government.
He's here.
This could get me into a lot of trouble.
I heard you. You said, "Cut $650 million off the federal budget...
Hang on.
Can't get out of it.
It's Monday...
Yeah.
"Somewhere, there is a distant light...
If I'm not...
I think we can get started now.
...for a comprehensive employment program.
...were indicted on 34 counts of election law violations...
I mean, about me?
- It's good to be alive, isn't it? - Yes, sir.
What do you mean by that?
What about it?
It's in the faces and the smiles of a Sunday afternoon.
Come here.
- We work out of an agency. - You sure look like him.
Drew.
...according to the OMB, we've got, 17 defense contractors...
Do you know why I don't want to?
- Now he's making stuff up about me. - He's not.
I was saddened to discover at least 15 separate acts of intervention...
So even though they're late...
Just don't call him, Al.
No.
- Mr. Alexander left strict instructions. - I'll explain it to you later.
We are delighted you're visiting the White House.
Mr. President, did you commit the crime?
- Perfect. - Great. I'll see you then.
O-K-L-A-H-O
And the coloring....
Yeah. So tonight's the big night.
- Tell him I send my best. - I will.
Let me read this to make sure I get it right.
Why don't we go into my office?
Like that.
Everybody else is buying the "minor stroke" story.
Here's the quote
Any questions?
Fine.
You said it, Mr. President.
I was.
Hi Mike. Hi Jared. Happy Holidays
- They're not my attack dogs. - What?
But, you see, that's not the whole story.
Well, let's say....
- I'll lock him away for good. - Then we'll all go to jail together.
Another patriotic secretary?
It is Dave, isn't it?
Is this merely overcompensation...
Now, let's say...
Got you!
Thanks. We work very hard at it. I mean, she....
They're all kids.
Thank you, one and all.
I'm fine.
- Go! - Go, go.
Is that right?
What about the vice-president?
Tom. Tom. We have a limited amount of posters.
The president has complete use of his faculties...
It's Monday... And everyone works on Monday!
Fertility beads.
It's a work of art.
...and, your blood pressure has even gone down.
So I tell my boss...
They tried this in Russia and wrecked the country.
She was giving a speech at Bryn Mawr. I managed to catch her before she left.
Sleep tight.
It's time to go. Better get inside.
We didn't want to have to tell you this...
Don't get carried away. I'm not that good at it.
So this is good. We're doing good. We're doing real good. We're on our way.
- First lady? - Don't worry, you won't even see her.
...and get our president to nominate a new one.
Thanks for coming on such short notice.
- Bye, Lola, Kate, Adriana, Pam. - Bye, Dave.
I want to look at Mitchell's proposal.
Murray, she flies on an IBM.
I liked helping people that I hadn't even met before.
- Not gonna give a ticket. - Right.
I don't understand.
...when there's nobody around and you know it's safe?
Dave, these things get awfully complicated sometimes, and I think you have to...
- Terrific. - In fact, we think you did such a good job...
We did.... We did our, Club Med routine...
I wonder if the Communists got him.