Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Adult adam: Just like ferris had been relentlessly tracked down

Are sharing a float in the parade?

But I have problems, like everyone else.

(toilet flushes)

You're done. Goodbye.

¶ oh, shake it up, baby, now

¶ let my barry go ¶

I could've been a lawyer!

You lost, like, big-time.

I didn't want to be ferris bueller or cameron or anyone else in the movie.

(knuckles cracking)

He didn't have a little ferris in him, too.

Why are you here?

Adult adam: Once again, barry had no problem sneaking past my dad.

Stop folding so loudly!

Adult adam: In that moment, my dad realized my mom was right.

You can't help but feel like you're missing out, right?

I think he blew a microchip.

Wait, you're actually encouraging them both to skip school?

By principal rooney,

¶ you know you look so good

I called the school so you could skip.

(scoffs) it's totally for stupid, lame losers.

You both need a day off.

And charismatic,

I'm barry goldberg, and if anyone can outsmart mom, it's me.

I think I'm gonna take the van (keys jangling)

And we both have horrible sisters.

Only I can pull that off! Give me mom's beret!

(sighs) I'm fine. I'll get up.

I'm coming, schmoopie!

Man. Look at the guy.