Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't want to be ferris bueller or cameron or anyone else in the movie.

He didn't have a little ferris in him, too.

Why are you here?

I'm coming, schmoopie!

Only I can pull that off! Give me mom's beret!

You lost, like, big-time.

By principal rooney,

Adult adam: Just like ferris had been relentlessly tracked down

Stop folding so loudly!

I'm barry goldberg, and if anyone can outsmart mom, it's me.

I think I'm gonna take the van (keys jangling)

I think he blew a microchip.

Wait, you're actually encouraging them both to skip school?

Adult adam: Once again, barry had no problem sneaking past my dad.

But I have problems, like everyone else.

I could've been a lawyer!

(sighs) I'm fine. I'll get up.

And we both have horrible sisters.

(toilet flushes)

Are sharing a float in the parade?

I called the school so you could skip.

Adult adam: In that moment, my dad realized my mom was right.

Man. Look at the guy.

¶ let my barry go ¶

(scoffs) it's totally for stupid, lame losers.

You can't help but feel like you're missing out, right?

¶ oh, shake it up, baby, now

(knuckles cracking)

¶ you know you look so good

You're done. Goodbye.

And charismatic,

You both need a day off.