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specifically so I wouldn't get that reaction.
I'm about to smoke a bowl, so, you know… munchies.
Oh my gosh. Seriously? Your mother just told the entire room.
Hello. I'm Craig, and this is my wife, Janet.
I was a second away from pretending
Honey…
As much as I'm dying to talk to him about everything,
What are you dancing with me for? Cousin Phillip is drooling over you.
-That was some crazy shit out there. -Are you getting back together?
I know underneath that hard shell, there's a soft, squishy center.
Funny, and a gentleman with skin like a baby's ass.
I now pronounce you husband and husband.
There is no God.
I got a call from my doctor this morning.
That's our song, baby!
There's nothing I can do about any of this.
Will you go with me? I need another pair of ears.
It's like every time he hears another "I do,"
about my…
Whoo!
Aw, that's sweet.
Is that really what you think of me?
Oh, look at all those lovely zeroes.
I haven't seen him. I don't think he's here yet.
But don't worry, you'll look like a cover girl by the time I'm through. Sit.
You don't care about anyone but yourself.
When did you talk to him?