Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My new boyfriend would have been very jealous.

What the fuck with the dancing?

about what grown-ups do in private, young man.

just because he happened to know all of the lyrics to "Express Yourself."

Well, I'm gonna say my goodbyes and head out.

He's right. Don't worry. It'll be okay.

Well, then here's to the calm before the storm.

Enjoy your moment in the spotlight.

do you remember all the one-nighters you had in your 20s?

He pooped in my Prada loafers, if it makes you feel better.

Why? What is there to think about?

We're everyone's favorite distraction from their boring lives

He's going to be a doctor too? Oh, so it's official.

I'll leave you two.

No, not necessarily. There's a twitchy shoe salesman who's got his eye on it.

Said he'd stay there for two hours in case I changed my mind.

Different. I mean, not that you didn't feel-- well, seem good before--

"Investment, the right move, blah, blah, blah."

Though, as a devout Catholic,

-You seem really good, you know?

Oh, I missed you so much.

I'm so wobbly, I'll probably miss half of it.

But he wants to "think" about me buying him out.

I know it looks like I was in a bar fight, but no, I got drunk at gay ski weekend,

but you are who you are.

-I guess I am a little different.

Tonight's a little strange. Kind of feel like I have one foot back in my old life.

and I'd like to buy you out and stay in the apartment.

No, that's a permanent souvenir of the gay ski weekend smackdown.

How do you know? Did you ask the Jonathans?

They seem so happy.

As for having plenty of time, I'm not so sure about that either. I…

Whatever happens, I am here for you.

I don't need another complication in my life.