Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you. Now come over here and give me a hug.

You know, I always thought if we ever did this, got married,

Which is exactly the opposite of how the lump in my breast feels.

and I know you wanna put it on the market,

I gotta go to the ladies'. Any idea where it is?

Note all the untouched plates of food.

my investment brain needs to figure out if it's the right move.

So then we started talking, and by the end of the night, we fell in love.

-I can't believe it. -Me either.

so not a total waste.

I can get ten percent off any item at It's Shoetime in Newark,

How could I not be?

My mother heard the whole tirade and called me a whiny bitch,

-I know, right? -Yeah.

Hey, honey, how are you?

-for the next five minutes.

Does it happen to look… sexy?

But you're a dude.

-Wait, I liked Wyatt! -There's no bet to me.

You have absolutely no memory of any of these guys?

I will today, at the wedding.

Sorry. It's a little angrier in person.

…these boys are finally making it legal!

I love you, but you did a shitty thing to Michael.

Why did you ask Michael and not me?

I think they're in the bathroom doing blow.

Yeah, I don't love that it makes me feel better, but it does.