Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We hooked up at your house.

At least you'll get to take home the centerpiece.

You're just a shallow, narcissistic gay cliché.

Eight grand to perk these babies up, and now you find some funny cells?

Two halves joining to create one long, happy life together.

who I see right there,

He's somebody I went out with a few times who happened to be in Miami.

Yeah, it's been a while since I've had one of those.

Was it something you said? Where is everybody?

First-year med student at Columbia.

Of course. Don't worry. It'll be okay.

I thought he was your new boyfriend, the architect.

Oh my God. Here, drink this, and calm the fuck down.

I won. I want you all to pay me my money.

because it scared my son into marrying Jewish Jonathan

-Having fun? -Oh, so much!

And I-- I completely support whatever you choose to do.

I've been meditating on it. I bought an app.

I mean, in my defense, I… I didn't know you were there.

You probably get your sarcasm from him.

I'm not sure that them living in sin was my biggest problem.

I think I made a mistake.

Fair enough. How do you feel?

Thank you for the patronizing sentiment,

and he called, so I asked if he wanted to come.

It's like the chicken with icing.

So I think I'm in a pretty zen place.

-What time is the doctor on Monday? -Noon. Billy's going too.