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Why not?
Bring me home a slice of gay wedding cake.
Thanks.
Everyone, the mother of Puerto Rican Jonathan wants to make a toast!
And… I mean, it's been me and Kai all these years,
-You take care, handsome. -You too, handsomer.
-Oh my God! -Really?
Ow!
Well, thanks to your midlife crisis, now I get to have one of my own.
I really like the kid, Mikey.
I was going to, and then the ceremony started.
Exactly.
Besides, you take up enough oxygen for two parents.
And if it's what you really want, you can buy me out of the apartment.
I'm going to be a mess in that office, and I'm not gonna hear everything.
Yeah, it's a real fairy tale.
who didn't give either of us the time of day.
-Ugh! -Hideous!
I do.
I love you, Stanley.
You have a chance to do a nice thing.
-Ah! -Wow!