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No, he got five stitches and a tetanus shot.
Oh, come on. That's never gonna happen.
- Oh! - Great.
He just didn't really challenge me on an intellectual level.
Like you.
None come to mind.
- You mean something I could do. - Exactly.
- Wait, what the hell is "ding"? - It's a bell.
...who used to have coitus with my neighbor Penny.
Ah, youth.
Bravery test. First one to take his hand out is the sidekick.
...longing to grab hold of your gluteus maximus...
...or because you are suppressing jealousy?
...if my mom could have arranged a carpool.
...and localized vascular throbbing.
Just because I didn't express myself well...
...and let other guys see you naked?
...and return to the realm of pure intellect.