Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What insult?
It's what I do with Howard.
- No. - No, we're good.
- The thought of losing a toe... - Spiders. You're afraid of spiders.
The supermarket was out of my regular fabric softener.
my favorite rule of the internet Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
I was in a restaurant with Penny and Bernadette, drinking water.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to take my temperature.
Are you sure? You said that with the testy bark of an old biddy.
...doesn't mean my underlying point wasn't valid, you bloviating buffoon.
Did you know the Valentine's heart is not based on the shape of a heart...
Are we starting now...
Until I met you, my decisions were founded in logic and reason.
Yes, Smelly Shelly does bother me. Let me tell you why I'm calling.
I'm legally obligated to inform you that I took a karate lesson when I was 11.
Oh, yeah? Won't matter, you're going down.
As am I.
...hyperthyroidism...
Don't yell at me.
- No. - What happened?
Leonard, settle this, of the two of us, who's the obvious sidekick?
All right, let's start over.
- Are you scared? - No. But it's a stupid test.
Cortisol levels normal.