Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just once I would like to see what it feels like to not screw things up.
Did this not work for you because "A," vampires are played out,
Because the only person on earth...
Whoa. Punchy posted the low points of your life online?
"Wow! Hey, maybe she's the one."
Hey, hey!
Here's your toast--
There is no chemistry left between me and Barney. We're done.
You are drunker than I thought.
This is market research.
Okay, fine. I'll make you a deal.
God, will you look at that guy?
Deal. But... everything's just gonna be great.
[ Arguing ] But we didn't care.
- [ Sniffing ] - [ Marshall Groans ]
I planned on having it framed.
It's never too late, Barney.
Next up-- "Patient Zero."
You've created something truly beautiful.
Have some respect.
In nine months, I'll be pushing a pumpkin-headed Eriksen baby out of my hoo-ha.
Really? You're gonna go with that tie?