Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ted, you want to nail something at this wedding?

Shamelessly plug yourself...

I can't wait to tell everyone. Baby, no.

[ Snickers ] Just kidding. This pen's enough.

Schmosby! Turd-faces! [ Shouts ]

[ Woman Screaming ]

in the worst moments of my life.

Promise me two things. One, you start believing again.

You wanna talk about it? Not even a little.

Uh-- Wait, wait.

There's babies everywhere. It's like a minefield of cuteness.

They were awesome.

Get ready, Cleveland.

Let's go tell everyone I'm pregnant.

[ Ted Narrating ] The story of how Uncle Marshall ruined my friend Punchy's wedding...

[ Ringing ] Nora's finally calling me back.

Escaped manslaughterers-- not sexy.

I haven't called her.

Bravo. Bravo, Clay.

[ High-pitched Voice ] I wish the Spice Girls would get back together.

Oh, not just that.

[ Mouths Words ]

My what? Whenever you're trying to pass something off as a joke...