Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Scoffs ] I mean, look at the guy.
That's a bit superstitious, don't you think?
Oh.
over the years, a few of my old high school buddies...
Oh! Oh!
Nothing symbolic about that.
Did you "A," not believe I was a Guinness Book World Record holder,
[ Ted Narrating ] And that is how Marshall destroyed Punchy's wedding.
In what? Destiny?
is drunk Marshall Eriksen.
That's why I have to nail this toast.
Open bar! Drink up, turd-faces.
That's ridiculous.
Have we crashed even once?
There was gonna be a sixth member of our little family.
But Alex and Jessica's love reminds us that--
Mosbius Designs has failed.
I was asked not to give this toast.
And two, don't cry during the toast, Schmosby.
[ High-pitched Voice ] All I really want is for him to tell me that he loves me.
Timing’s a Bitch
Ted, the bride wants to see you.
I guess the only news is... this little gal.
Barney and I tried and failed.
Unrelated, do architects make big money?
The last man to screw you this hard, then disappear...
You okay? Nope. You?
[ Snickering ]
Yeah, you're right. It's Cleveland.