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I'd like to take the time now to offer my profoundest thanks
It is rather astonishing.
Well, I-I know that you are. That's why I hired you.
[WITH HIGH VOICE] Fight the power.
Yeah, we've all had our fun. Can we please--
you will not be fired for the next two weeks.
for two Peabody Awards.
Oh. It's really very simple, actually.
That's a good point. The thing is that
Well, we could listen to one of our own broadcasts.
Oh.
[♪]
I know I've been more against this Max character than anyone,
You know, I hate to have to say this,
Matthew, did you hear that?
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Yeah? Well, I got a birth certificate that says different.
Maybe hiring a friend of his
Bill never mentioned that.
I-I started with the actual birth date of Jesus,
I'm sorry, Doug Nelson.
Joe, why?
It's as if we're living in the mouth
Uh, welcome aboard, Max. I know the rest of the staff
What did he--? What did he do? What did he say? How did he--?
uh, Janice Sanburger.
Rock, country, chat, Yes.
I think you'll find I'm highly qualified and handsome.
I would like to read a personal message
It really isn't necessary. No, please.