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Well, back to the matter at hand.
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Absolutely not. I just hired him,
Now our second candidate is a very experienced woman,
No. Dave knows that no one could ever replace Bill.
Well, I haven't hired anyone yet, all right?
In fact, they even let me on the air,
Okay. Um, I mean,
that all of the computers are going to explode?
to learn our names.
and two 15-minutes breaks during each eight-hour work day.
Okay, I--
I've narrowed down the candidates
which is promising.
No, no, no. No, no.
Now, I've brought in some, uh--
One-- Two-ninety.
Co-anchor: Bill McNeal."
All right. You know, maybe we should, uh--
Stupid fool.
Thirty eight." Max, sit down, all right?
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Ooh. Ooh.
got caught in traffic, so...
Yes, but Max Lewis has actually won a Peabody award.
We can't hire someone
he's probably just the kind of easy-going,
You are obviously tense,
Wait a minute. Hold on. Listen to this.
Oh. Well, in that case, all your computers
What's important is I've done it all.
that I use for menstrual cramps.
I don't know, I didn't notice. You know, Dave,
I've narrowed down the candidates.
Hey. Maybe I can actually move out of the Y.
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Um, how many résumés did you look through?
Now,
Hamburger.
[CRASHING]
Bow down before my wondrous afro.
Wait-- Wait a minute.