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I-I know that you can, I know.

You're obviously useless and probably drunk!

Before I go on with the news,

I think that perhaps we have all lost sight

You heard me right, Max.

What if we hired someone who was a friend of Bill's?

No, no, no, no.

but I'm kind of a stickler

Oh, any reason in particular?

I know. At least we don't have to worry

You're not fired. All right?

Why not? It's not like he's not expecting it.

That's very impressive. Uh, avid swimmer.

hard rock, soft rock, soft country, soft country chat.

In fact, I came here to make a rather bold pronouncement.

He's had 37 jobs in 20 years.

who has given me the confidence to be myself,

Ah. Tomorrow. No.

Can it wait? I'm having my lunch.

I've been looking at a lot of résumés,

Wow. For the first time,

about constitutional rights.

Wait, wait-- Does this mean I'm hired?

Oh, yeah, by the way,

Yes, yes. Yes, it does, Max.

Yes, technically, that's true, but in news radio--

Dave, it's not about qualifications,

You will not be fired today.

for a new on-air person to, uh, these two,

A shiny rubber ball that bounces.

I'm gonna need your help on this one.

Hello, fellow co-anchor lady.

Max, with two weeks of guaranteed employment

That's not fair, Joe.

Okay, I don't have time for names. I need a desk.

I'm terribly sorry about that whole elevator fiasco.

but a lot of people found him kind of abrasive.

to the whole gang here.