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In fact, I came here to make a rather bold pronouncement.

about constitutional rights.

He's had 37 jobs in 20 years.

What if we hired someone who was a friend of Bill's?

hard rock, soft rock, soft country, soft country chat.

Why not? It's not like he's not expecting it.

Ah. Tomorrow. No.

You're obviously useless and probably drunk!

No, no, no, no.

I-I know that you can, I know.

Can it wait? I'm having my lunch.

for a new on-air person to, uh, these two,

I'm gonna need your help on this one.

Before I go on with the news,

Yes, yes. Yes, it does, Max.

who has given me the confidence to be myself,

You heard me right, Max.

I think that perhaps we have all lost sight

That's not fair, Joe.

I'm terribly sorry about that whole elevator fiasco.

Wait, wait-- Does this mean I'm hired?

That's very impressive. Uh, avid swimmer.

A shiny rubber ball that bounces.

but a lot of people found him kind of abrasive.

Okay, I don't have time for names. I need a desk.

Wow. For the first time,

I know. At least we don't have to worry

I've been looking at a lot of résumés,

but I'm kind of a stickler

Hello, fellow co-anchor lady.

Dave, it's not about qualifications,

Oh, any reason in particular?

You will not be fired today.

to the whole gang here.

Yes, technically, that's true, but in news radio--

Oh, yeah, by the way,

Max, with two weeks of guaranteed employment

You're not fired. All right?