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I could probably spare that one.
You have no authority to offer me a job, Louise.
Louise, what's the big rush to get to school?
It's a year's worth of priceless loot confiscated from students.
All right, Don, answer the questions.
Wacky Hat Day has been a huge success,
Don't say that till you hear the idea, Bob.
It won't be thoughtful.
and he couldn't tie a tie for five years.
Principal for a Day.
All right. Let's get this crap show on the road.
Can I... can I get a glass of some water, please?
I'm Tammy, and I'm here with Louise,
Bob, what's going on?
I-I don't know. I mean, I don't really, uh, think about it.
that lady gave him her underwear.
Uh, I'm the good parent. Everyone remember that.
I'm gonna be the prance-able.
Hey, yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip!
Bob's not wearing my underwear.
It's only 9:15. I haven't done anything yet.
I was fine, then Teddy started asking me
fireworks, fake vomit.
Except keep it from Mother.
and you tackle Peter Pescadero?
What a rip-off!
So, like, uh, every day?
Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!
like I'm getting it?
- It's pretty. - He's always busting his butt,
I just want to go home and get in the bath with my cats.
- You're not him. - No, I am not.
Of course I hoped not, Tammy, but I'm everyone's principal.
Where's my twin?
Oh, my God, that sounds like...
Ms. Schnur, I'm here. You're here.
- to the fullest extent. - Cool.
They're a mental block that pro athletes get.
You did this, Teddy!
Ah... I just came over here for some peace and quiet.