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You can stop talking behind my back, I'm right here, fruitcake.
- May I have some chicken, please? - Oh, very good, sweetie.
Whatever you're FUCKING NORTY NAUGHTY NORTEE, Sheen shane blake blaine!!! Twatty! nanny 9/11
Oh, alright, dear. Hold on, Mrs. Sandoval. There are going to be some rule changes around here, Shane. First of all, no video games until chores are done.
Coming up next, it's Super Nanny.
No, thanks, I'd rather not.
Spaghetti head!
Are you feeling angry at me because you think I'm here to change your life?
Somebody's at the door.
I'm gonna go upstairs and make my bed now.
Whenever you are naughty, Eric,
and then told him I had poisoned his lunch milk
SHANE! YOU NORTY NORTY BASTARDO YOU!
Yeah, I guess so.
and leave the house, leaving the back door unlocked.
You project the dominant energy and he will pick up on it, I promise.
Why not? It just… didn’t happen.
Who's got the greatest mom in the world?
Shane, you need to listen to me.
Where other nannies fail, Nanny Jo comes through.
This is about me, the child is lucky enough to come along.
I have to kill my mom, it's my only way out.
You have to take the time to talk to your children about their feelings.
Mom, are you deaf?
I don't have anywhere to sleep. I'm out on the streets.
Why you… you, you little bastard! How dare you? Shane, naughty.
Why are you so angry?
She's like Hitler with all the demands she makes.
Craig, dude. I ran away from home.
At 9:45 tonight, I will sneak out of my room
And what exactly keeps me on the stool?
The truth is nobody ever wanted to have babies with you, isn't that it?
I'm afraid Super Nanny is in a deep state of mental psychosis.
I cleared up the table, Mom.
Shane, you need to understand why you are being punished, all right?
She isn't an object you can own, she's a human being.
See this?
I feel like he's doing what I tell him,
You're sterile, is that it?
I'm just letting the child know I'm not interested in him.
Now you can give him a snack.
Mom, are you deaf?
I’m just going to get down as soon as you move. Well then, I’ll just have to stand right here!
Mom, I need another energy drink!
Oh, I just never had kids.
Find yourself another nanny
No, kill her! No, she's making you suffer!
But there's no child too tough for Super Nanny.
Now, first thing we're going to do is make your bed.
- You are the pack leader now. - I am the pack leader.