Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, she spends most of her time sobbing and eating her own excrement.
Killer, I'm gonna be on TV now.
Whoa! How did I do that?
Oh, Eric.
Well, he called me chubby.
*Don’t stop believin’* *hold on to that fee-la-ee-ang…* Shane, can I just talk to you for a quick second? Why are you so angry?
- Mom, I'm a twink. - Oh, all right. Anything for my beloved Eric. Eric, I love you. You're a good boy.
No dog is too much for me to handle.
Look, Mexican, if you really think that you can... Knock it off!
What the hell do you think you're doing?
I've come back, but there's going to be some changes around here.
Oh, I just never had kids.
Maybe...
I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
I really need your help this time.
Okay, I'm fine. I'm cool now.
I can outlast her.
You’re sterile, is that it? No, that’s too convenient of an excuse. The truth is, nobody ever wanted to have babies with you, isn’t that it? Always the mom’s-maid never the mom. Must be hard on you. Knowing that the years are ticking away. Your friends all getting married. And all the while your uterus slowly shriveling away… drying up. Becoming totally worthless.
All right, seriously, you're starting to piss me off now.
to a flagpole and then gave him a hacksaw
Oh, but we really need some help.
Maybe...
No, not really. You're just a client.
Mom, don't you love me? Can't you see I'm unhappy right now?
Her names Kim Stocker She tried to out-legal Pat Mineo and now spends her days sobbing and eating her own poo
Well, yeah.
(In British accent) No thanks, I’d rather not!
Could your perhaps put 2 cases of beer in the fridge, Moritz
Memes.yarnco funnies! Chevy, Shane, Noah, Michael! Memes.yarnco funnies! Smith roll call! Paco is the dad, he's so overworked! But avoid that Serena at any cost! Shane is like a victim, he's so badly beat! And Chevy and Michael are always there to catch some heat!
We've been through every nanny reality show on television.
Yeah, Mom, it's okay, it's grapefruit and lean ham.
Give me some goddamn chicken!
She doesn't let me wear whatever I want any more.
Oh, my God. Bite-size Snickers?
and that the only way he could get to the antidote in time
Alright, that’s it! You’re going to time-out! Time-out?
This is a great first step.
Well, he's just out of control.
Let him go. He'll be back.
drying up, becoming totally worthless.
You can tell from his stance he's still aggressive dominant.
Look what I did, Eric. I learned how to make sumi-e paintings.
Look, I'm skating. I'm skating.
What kind of monster would...
Good, just keep your confidence, shoulders back, eyes straight ahead.
Could I perhaps have... two pubg players?
I hate you. I'm running away.