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Oh, my goodness. I can't believe it.
When the chips are down, you won't even lend a hand.
You know that's not the point.
This is very important.
You are, Jimmy. We've always been best friends.
Well, he called me yelling kid.
Right, but if you love children so much, how come you're not a mommy?
No, that's okay. Besides I told Stan and Kyle
God damn it, I am not a dog!
Eric, how would you like to go with me to see Madam Butterfly Friday night?
But, frankly, we believe his behavioural problems start at home.
Should that really matter at a time like this?
- Better than your mom - Better than your mom
Time out?
Her names Kim Stocker.. she tried to outwit Pat Mineo and now she’s in a state of sever psychosis..
Yes, well, hopefully you've learned your lesson.
Is this about more than your video game?
We have tried at this school to make Eric understand
You guys come into the house at 10:30 p.m. sharp,
OH OH OH OH OH OH KIMI HOW DARE YOU SEE SPONGBOB THE BUS CRASHES 33 THATS RATED R YOUR ARE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK
He's fat and he has all this pent-up energy...
drying up, becoming totally worthless.
God damn it, this is...
He spit in my mouth!
We just need to use psychology on him.
And what exactly keeps me on the stool?
I am the Dog Whisperer.
- Let's go, man. - ...you.
Yup, just like you said he would.
And all the while your uterus slowly shrivelling away,
Because you took my Xbox.
Don't stop believing
That's great.
Whoa! How did I do that?
Yeah, it’s best to avoid his level. Alright, I’ve dealt with this before. We just need to use psychology on him.
Come on! This video game is going right here on the counter, until we’ve done some chores. Now, first thing we’re going to do is make your bed… Shane, no, this is not acceptable! Stop trying to bogart my Xbox, you fat bitch!
and I've decided I have to kill my mom.
Who does she think she is telling me to go brush my teeth?
with a pillow and Kyle can shoot her in the face.
Doesn't hurt the child, just let him know I am dominant.
Shane, no. This is not acceptable.
Oh, no, now he's lying.
Yeah. My mom just doesn't care about me any more,
Eric, I want you to go upstairs and brush your teeth.
And Nanny Elizabeth is selected to set him straight! It’s time for Nanny Elizabeth to show Shane Cruz his ways are not going to be tolerated anymore! (Knocking door)
because that is what the pack leader does.
Mom, this is degrading!
Guys, listen up.
If he's not gone in two minutes, I will call social services on you.