Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shane, you have to stay in time out.

How dare you talk back to me?! What do you want from me? Gosh!

Let's put down the video game and go to the kitchen.

This is very important.

All right, that's it.

Well, you told me I had to review my homework before class started.

(Shane laughs) I’m serious. Let’s put down the video game and go to the kitchen.

They're every parent's worst nightmare.

Kids completely out of control. Look, I’m skating, I’m skating!

Caesar Millan I'm not a dog and shut up No let's watch The Incredibles 2004

Shane, naughty.

Why are you so angry?

Because I don't understand why you became a nanny.

We just need to use psychology on him.

You're sterile, is that it?

Because you took my Xbox. Is this about more than your video game? Are you feeling angry at me because you think I’m here to change your life?

Then I'll be up to read you a story before bed.

Good, now you can reward the behaviour with praise and attention.

I'll just go sleep on the street somewhere.

He just never listens!

She didn't even try to stop me.

That's okay, this is all part of the dominance struggle.

Here, why don't you try it now? Take your son.

His family is totally poor. I'm not staying with poor people.

We won't reward him until he's in a calm, submissive behaviour.

It's the time-out chair,

But I don't like Noah, he's a poison to the show. And Merlinda-FUCK NOAH, HOPE HE DIES ALONE! I don't fuck with him, I don't want no love from him, I want a piano to fall from right above him and crush him!

that he's not the most important person in the house.

we could work on our science project then.

Shane, naughty.

Well, then, I'll just have to stand right here.

Stay at Kenny's house?

I've lost a best friend, but I've gained a son.

It's not him, it's you, Eric.