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Get that guy out of here and give me a piece of chicken.
- Mom, I want a Twinkie. - Oh, all right, dear.
Must be hard on you.
Kill your mom?
I totally know how it felt to be a Jew in the Holocaust now.
It's time to call Nanny 911.
It's the time-out stool,
And Nanny Stella is selected to set him straight.
But you're going to have to stay firm and confident.
You can't do that to me!
Let's feed it.
This child's behaviour is totally unacceptable.
I think the first thing we need to work on is getting the child some exercise.
That's it. I'm calling child protective services
Right, then I’m going to have to take it. What the hell do you think you’re doing?
This child's behaviour is totally unacceptable.
Eric, no. This is not acceptable.
Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad?
Shane, you have to stay in time-out! Um, no?
From hell. It's from hell!
and enjoy your favourite hobby.
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
and be seen by everyone there,
This is bull crap!
All right, that's fine.
God damn it.
I really need the support of my best friend right now.
Quit it, Mom!
Yes, darling, you can have whatever you want.
Maybe you didn't hear me. I ran away.
- Mom, this guy doesn't... Quit it. - What is that you're doing?
We know everything about each other.
It's time to start... Operation: Nanny 9/11!
There's just one problem.
All right, that's it.
I've got to get back to Los Angeles.
Mom, I'm serious, this has gone on long enough.
You couldn't just love me as a son.
But it won't make your dried-up ovaries any more fertile.
They're every parent's worst nightmare.
I am not going to acknowledge
Eric, you need to listen to me.
Well, then, I'll just have to stand right here.
Sure you do. You're a great mom.
Right, then I'm going to have to take it.
Shush! I moderately dislike you! I am not a fan of you!
God damn it, I am not a dog!
That's it. I'm calling child protective services
Could I perhaps have the power of Two?
I just use two fingers, nip at the child's neck.
Hold on to that feeling
And you must be Shane! Mom, I want a Hot Cheetos.
Maybe all these changes are good for me.
Hey, guys. I've got some pretty big news.
Make me something to eat.
I don't know what to do with you.