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But...
Must be hard on you.
- Mom, I want a Hot Cheetos. - Oh, all right, dear.
Tonight...
I'm rich.
Stop trying to bogart my Xbox, you fat bitch.
You see, you were calm, assertive and in control.
and eat KFC in front of me! Now hand it over!
The world doesn't revolve around me?
Kids completely out of control.
Goodbye, Mother.
And you must be Eric.
- Cesar. - How's the painting going?
his ways are not going to be tolerated any more.
Well, I'm feeling confused.
- Do you take walks with your son? - Well, no, I don't.
How did I do that?
You're so mature for your age, Eric. I love you. I love you so much Eric. Keep up the good work. You're such a good boy good boy good boy good boy good boy good boy good boy good boy
But I've been out living on the streets for almost four hours.
See this?
so I moved out.
to help families in crisis.
You little bastard!
Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind
You xbox is for rizzles not to touchy touchy around CHUCKY YOU STOP ANNOYING ME
Oh no! Eric Cartman is getting into some seriously sticky bondage business! Whatever will he do to stop that dominatrix once and for all? Of course! He needs bearglove! Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!
Yes, I think it's the nanny, Shaner.
He got an A on his last spelling test and a B+ in history.
He spit in my mouth!
but without her trying to run my life.
Tonight...
And all the while your uterus slowly shrivelling away,
Don't look at him. Just look straight ahead.
This video game is going right here on the counter
That's super interesting.
I did it.
Is this about more than your video game?
Cesar. I'm so happy you're back.