Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't reason with it, don't argue with it, just dominate it.
i swear to fucking god if any of you asswipes say "Spongebob Squarepants Is A Ripoff Of El Tigre And The Jungle Book" i will buy a delorian and drive it so far up ur ass that you WILL shit out michael j fox
Oh, Cesar, I'm so happy to have you in my life.
to help families in crisis.
Okay, I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle
You have no right to...
Good, this is really good. Now try a command.
Tavuk istiyorum! Tavuk! Bana tavuk ver!
Mrs. Sandoval, we have had it with your son's behaviour, m'kay?
So, how is your son doing, Ms. Cartman?
Now, first thing we're going to do is make your bed.
You made your own breakfast.
Mom, give me some chicken. I want some chicken, Mom!
And when he gets older, he'll be able to be your friend, too.
Killer, I'm gonna be on TV now.
Mom will break soon.
You little bastard!
We need him to become submissive and breedable. github!
Dude, we're not killing your mom.
You're going to time out.
Come on, you don’t have a choice. Alright, seriously, you’re starting to piss me off now.
This video game is going right here on the counter
No, thanks, I'd rather not.
See, the child thinks your world revolves around him.
you can't get down until the time is up.
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Eric, higgle hoggle blag! and a hard fag too! Yeah, eric! hard fag! (han solo shuts the door in his face) OW!!! I broketh my noseth! I will get you for that, door!
Don't stop believing
then why don't you just go brush your teeth and go to bed?
Maybe the world doesn't revolve around me?
I rehabilitate dogs, I train people.
From hell. It's from hell!
Whenever you are naughty, Shane,
This 11-year-old son of a single parent just won’t behave. (Ranting in German)
It doesn't seem to work as well when I do it.
That's how you want it, bitch? Fine.
Fine! I'll do it by myself.
. .
Well, yeah.
Look, I'm skating. I'm skating.
No, that's too convenient of an excuse.
Come on, Ms. Cartman, you must become pack leader.
The child can pick up on that confidence,
All right, I've dealt with this before.
until we've done some chores.
I'm serious.
But there's no child too tough for Super Nanny.
- Oh, God damn it. - Oh, look, it came back.
Mom, I need another Bearjeka! Eno Eno Eno Eno En-o-gee with BEARJEKA!!!
Well.
Okay, Mom, you're embarrassing me. Geez.