Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I played the role of Puck.
- Mmm. - Mmm, damn it.
Those people were, like, just jerks, probably.
No, no, Adam.
You know I'm the champion.
You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta
And this is my very, very, very good buddy, Dick Blownoff.
That's what I would do.
Maybe a little depressed, huh? And I've been there.
Oh, it's like Wild 'N Out.
A thousand blessings on you.
He said he was bathing himself in his own tears?
Lead with that, you know?
- You said, "Dick blown off." - ANDERS: Yeah.
- Yeah? - Something was a little off about you.
And I just want to say thank you.
- Mmm-hmm. - No beer poops.
- (SCREAMS) - (TIRES SCREECH)
Ryan here has ran up a pretty hefty tab over the past couple years in weed,
new Life Alert commercials. Have you seen those?
I said that I was gonna go.
Never mind. I suck at my job. And I suck at my life.
ANDERS: That is company equipment.
Yeah, how do we do that?
Well, this is Ryan Gall.
I wouldn't buy anything from me, because one, I'm fat. Two, I'm stupid.
Or he gets his nose caught in some chick's butt,
Oh, so sorry to call so early in the morning, but would you like to purchase a Crock-Pot?