Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I played the role of Puck.
new Life Alert commercials. Have you seen those?
- (SCREAMS) - (TIRES SCREECH)
Yeah, how do we do that?
Maybe a little depressed, huh? And I've been there.
- Mmm. - Mmm, damn it.
That's what I would do.
You know I'm the champion.
He said he was bathing himself in his own tears?
And I just want to say thank you.
Ryan here has ran up a pretty hefty tab over the past couple years in weed,
Never mind. I suck at my job. And I suck at my life.
I wouldn't buy anything from me, because one, I'm fat. Two, I'm stupid.
ANDERS: That is company equipment.
- Yeah? - Something was a little off about you.
Oh, so sorry to call so early in the morning, but would you like to purchase a Crock-Pot?
A thousand blessings on you.
- You said, "Dick blown off." - ANDERS: Yeah.
You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta
I said that I was gonna go.
Or he gets his nose caught in some chick's butt,
Well, this is Ryan Gall.
No, no, Adam.
Those people were, like, just jerks, probably.
And this is my very, very, very good buddy, Dick Blownoff.
Lead with that, you know?
- Mmm-hmm. - No beer poops.
Oh, it's like Wild 'N Out.