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- Mmm-hmm. - No beer poops.

Well, this is Ryan Gall.

Maybe a little depressed, huh? And I've been there.

I said that I was gonna go.

I wouldn't buy anything from me, because one, I'm fat. Two, I'm stupid.

Lead with that, you know?

Oh, it's like Wild 'N Out.

You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta

- Yeah? - Something was a little off about you.

That's what I would do.

Never mind. I suck at my job. And I suck at my life.

A thousand blessings on you.

- You said, "Dick blown off." - ANDERS: Yeah.

- (SCREAMS) - (TIRES SCREECH)

- Mmm. - Mmm, damn it.

Oh, so sorry to call so early in the morning, but would you like to purchase a Crock-Pot?

And this is my very, very, very good buddy, Dick Blownoff.

He said he was bathing himself in his own tears?

Or he gets his nose caught in some chick's butt,

And I just want to say thank you.

new Life Alert commercials. Have you seen those?

Ryan here has ran up a pretty hefty tab over the past couple years in weed,

Yeah, how do we do that?

Those people were, like, just jerks, probably.

I played the role of Puck.

You know I'm the champion.

ANDERS: That is company equipment.