Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, so sorry to call so early in the morning, but would you like to purchase a Crock-Pot?
He said he was bathing himself in his own tears?
Maybe a little depressed, huh? And I've been there.
Well, this is Ryan Gall.
- Mmm. - Mmm, damn it.
Oh, it's like Wild 'N Out.
new Life Alert commercials. Have you seen those?
Never mind. I suck at my job. And I suck at my life.
You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta
You know I'm the champion.
- Yeah? - Something was a little off about you.
Yeah, how do we do that?
No, no, Adam.
That's what I would do.
- Mmm-hmm. - No beer poops.
Those people were, like, just jerks, probably.
- You said, "Dick blown off." - ANDERS: Yeah.
I said that I was gonna go.
I played the role of Puck.
I wouldn't buy anything from me, because one, I'm fat. Two, I'm stupid.
Ryan here has ran up a pretty hefty tab over the past couple years in weed,
And this is my very, very, very good buddy, Dick Blownoff.
ANDERS: That is company equipment.
A thousand blessings on you.
Lead with that, you know?
- (SCREAMS) - (TIRES SCREECH)
And I just want to say thank you.
Or he gets his nose caught in some chick's butt,