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Never mind. I suck at my job. And I suck at my life.
And this is my very, very, very good buddy, Dick Blownoff.
You know I'm the champion.
ANDERS: That is company equipment.
- Mmm. - Mmm, damn it.
new Life Alert commercials. Have you seen those?
- Mmm-hmm. - No beer poops.
You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta
I said that I was gonna go.
Ryan here has ran up a pretty hefty tab over the past couple years in weed,
Oh, it's like Wild 'N Out.
That's what I would do.
I wouldn't buy anything from me, because one, I'm fat. Two, I'm stupid.
No, no, Adam.
He said he was bathing himself in his own tears?
- (SCREAMS) - (TIRES SCREECH)
- Yeah? - Something was a little off about you.
Yeah, how do we do that?
Oh, so sorry to call so early in the morning, but would you like to purchase a Crock-Pot?
A thousand blessings on you.
And I just want to say thank you.
Lead with that, you know?
Those people were, like, just jerks, probably.
Well, this is Ryan Gall.
Or he gets his nose caught in some chick's butt,
Maybe a little depressed, huh? And I've been there.
I played the role of Puck.
- You said, "Dick blown off." - ANDERS: Yeah.