Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I played the role of Puck.
Never mind. I suck at my job. And I suck at my life.
He said he was bathing himself in his own tears?
Or he gets his nose caught in some chick's butt,
new Life Alert commercials. Have you seen those?
- Mmm-hmm. - No beer poops.
No, no, Adam.
Yeah, how do we do that?
Lead with that, you know?
Maybe a little depressed, huh? And I've been there.
- You said, "Dick blown off." - ANDERS: Yeah.
A thousand blessings on you.
And I just want to say thank you.
Ryan here has ran up a pretty hefty tab over the past couple years in weed,
- Yeah? - Something was a little off about you.
- (SCREAMS) - (TIRES SCREECH)
Well, this is Ryan Gall.
You know I'm the champion.
I wouldn't buy anything from me, because one, I'm fat. Two, I'm stupid.
I said that I was gonna go.
You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta
That's what I would do.
Oh, it's like Wild 'N Out.
Those people were, like, just jerks, probably.
And this is my very, very, very good buddy, Dick Blownoff.
Oh, so sorry to call so early in the morning, but would you like to purchase a Crock-Pot?
ANDERS: That is company equipment.
- Mmm. - Mmm, damn it.