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Okay, I just want people to be straight with us and just admit...
I taught school for twenty years in the inner city,
Mai Kay. Where's Mai Kay at? No Mai Kay at? Do you mean Mike Teavee?
I want you to try and slap me in the face.
We're now facing a threat unlike any we've ever faced before.
You're getting pretty quick. And... disarmed. Okay.
In order to survive, he must join a gang.
They're gonna be my homies. Talking about some B.B.W.W.
gotta have to find someone else.
You know... Bup-bup-bup-bup.
Are you out of your goddamn mind?
Huh?
- Whoo! - Yeah! That's the stuff.
Guards! (alarm buzzes)
A A -ON
TOAD: YOUR DINE MESSED UP A A CONNIE UNIVERSE!
I love all the Asian and black people were, like, "Yeah, Tony Jaa."
Taka-taka-taka-taka taka-taka-taka-taka.
Uh, do you mean Jacqueline?
That's right! Bald brotherhood forever, man!
[TOAD] YOUR DONE MESSED UP A STEVEN UNIVERSE!
♪ I got tig ol' bitties from a bunch of different cities ♪
- Do you like muay Thai? - Bip. Bip. Bip. Bip.
- A.A. Ron. - Here! Oh, man.
When you're in prison, what you need is protection, right?
I'll do it.
Unh! Wasn't ready for that.
(cheers)
NOW TAKE YOUR ASS ON DOWN TO OH-SHAG-HENNESY’S OFFICE
- How bad? - It's like a Snickers.
now take your ass on down to Oh-Shag-Hanessy’s office