Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We got you, son. We got you, son.
Two.
(birds squawking)
I guess I could come out of retirement
right out my ass!
- Could be. - Dude, are you okay?
Nope.
Guys... (glasses clinking) Best bachelor party ever!
Mai Kay. Where are you at, Mai Kay? It's Mike Teavee you big jerk!
You're Watching Key & Peele On Comedy Central
A A -ON
Do you wanna go to war, Yoy?
I mean, those mother[bleep]ers beat the [bleep] out of me.
So you better check yourself.
So, you're telling me that the bullet
Nuh-uh. I'm bi-racial.
- Y'all feel me? - Mm-hmm.
Meanwhile, an unprecedented peace has been brokered
Good night, everybody. (cheers and applause)
Because it’s pronounced Aaron.
How do you think you would fare if you went into the penal system?
NOW TAKE YOUR ASS ON DOWN TO OH-SHAG-HENNESY POST OFFICE
You don't want to be disrespectful to women. I get that.
Serious, she was, like, it was crazy.
I was the kid that was just doodling in the corner.
Got it. (groans)
Oh, muay Thai, that's what he uses.
What? But you're black.
Principal O'Shaughnessy?
you done messed up, a-e-ron!
- No! - No!
-'Cause we could go to war. -No!
Principal O'Shaughnessy?
- Yes! - Connect the dots? What?
Where are you?
-Do you want to go to war, Balakay? -No.
- Yeah! - We go to town!