Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm Jordan Peele. - I'm Keegan-Michael Key.
Things have been real good with her, man. Tonight could be the night.
You always knew how to push my buttons.
What's up, homie? (chuckles) Nice haircut.
Uh, do you mean "your namesake"?
I got my eyes on you Jay Quellin
if you're in the slo-mo section of the film.
now take your ass on down to Oh-Shag-Henessy’s office
Evil Me Be Like
Get off. Unbelievable. Don't do that. Don't do that.
(laughs) Happy?
- (laughs) Right. - They seem way too polite.
I guess I could come out of retirement
(birds chirping)
- Tony Jaa. - Yes. Yes. Yes.
When I'm calling a kid's name on the bus and no one answers:
I know you've retired, but...
- Okay. I made a mistake coming here. - Wing me in the other shoulder.
So I hope... like, I hope that's, like, lifetime dues right there.
I accidentally got hit by some of my bald brothers.
- how bad could it be? - It's bad.
to find you sitting in that chair.
- A rapscallion. A scallywag. - Yeah. A jackanape.
Aah! Aah! Man, get down there. Unh! Unh!
That's what I'm telling you...
No, we hmm... we weren't thinking you'd do it.
But you don't know if it's true, it can't be true. How is it possible?
You say it right Faggot
So, why didn't you say it the first time I said, "A.A. Ron"?
♪ Yum, yum, yummy, Titty titties in my tummy, yum ♪
Now take your ass on down to Oh-Shag-Henessy's office,
- Thank you. - All right, that's enough.
NOW TAKE YOUR ASS ON DOWN TO OH-SHAG-HANESSY’S OFFICE
I always tried to be polite to the substitute teacher.
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about, hero!
on your own bachelor party.
- Fun size. - That's the one.
No A. A. Ron, huh?
-Who? -Oh-Shag-Henessy!
We're all behind her
Principal O'Shaughnessy?
That... what... what... you mean, like, the color?
And the way to do that is by getting into a gang.