Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I had this kid who, if a substitute teacher came,
It's the happiest day of my life is what I'm saying.
- What's the "bup-bup-bup-bup"? - Yeah, yeah, what is that?
(kung fu scream)
you cold recommend someone for the job.
of the Bald Brotherhood gang, okay?
Deflected... Ooww!
No. No need. Just a recommendation will do.
Okay. Let's take roll here.
Vi-Oh Lot. Where is she? Where is Vi-Oh Lot right now?
No "bup-bup-bup-bup"! Nobody wants the "bup-bup-bup-bup"!
Even faster too. Grab my hand.
That's better. (pupil sighs) Thank you.
Didn't have my adrenaline up.
- Correctly. - Denise.
Ah-Gus-Toss. Where is Ah-Gus-Toss at? There's no Ah-Gus-Toss here today?
Try again.
This whole class is gonna feel my wrath.
-Now, Dee-Nice. -Do you mean Denise?
Dude. You know. You're upfront, then
Hey!
Oh, have you been studying muay Thai from a muay Thai master?
♪ I got... ♪
- [bleep] - I know.
Get out of my goddamn classroom before I break my foot off in your ass!
You done messed up, A.A. Ron!
What am I gonna do? I mean, I...
Oh, yeah.
- That's not really the issue. - Okay, forget the girl.
Qua…Are you out of your goddamn mind?
Yeah, I'm going.
Ok…Ok…so you wanna play Lily! Ok! Let’s play!
Hey, you all right, man? You all right? Come on, get up, get up.
♪ I'm gonna do my one line here ♪