Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, do you mean Jacqueline?

I'm a substitute teacher! Not a gum-chewer. Not a karate master. Not flexible! I'm for real. So you're gonna check yourself.

How am I gonna hit it with Amy with my little white penis.

Y'all wanna play. Okay, then.

- Regular or fun size? - Which one do you get at Halloween?

- Right. - Dee-Nice?

What? Man, get your hands off me, you hair-having mother[bleep]er!

Everyone's gonna find out and I'm never gonna hear the end of it.

♪ You can take your role models, roll 'em up my meat ♪

- This is Key and Peele. - Thank you.

Joey, get off the desk. Joey.

Never to kill another human being.

-Who? -OH-SHAG-HANESSY!

The penile system?

Vee-Roo-ca. Is there a Vee-Roo-ca? If one of y'all says some silly ass name, this whole class is gonna feel... my... wrath. Now, Vee-Roo-ca.

So, we are fans of action... What's your favorite action...

I got my eyes on you JayQuellin!

Wasn't supposed to be.

I'm for real. I'm for real.

Vi-Oh-Lot. Where are you? Where is Vi-Oh-Lot right now? No Vi-Oh-Lot huh? Well you'll better be sick, swelled up, or most peculiar, Vi-Oh-Lot!

Okay, watch this, everybody.

Try, General, see what happens.

- You're gonna lose that V. for good. - (slams) My penis is white.

- are we... what are we... are we all... - Linked up!

so don't even think about messing with me.