Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, what a fighter.

with the help of stem cell research, is now able to move his arms.

The Bloods are at war with the Crips. They kill each other all the time.

We can play basketball, go swimming, or even just

we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.

But now we're all a family and so we wrote this song

Well, dude, Christopher Reeve, dude.

We just came up with the name this morning!

has now shown up as a celebrity protester of stem cell research.

Tom, the irony is even more irony-y, as it appears that the stem cells

Boy, were we wrong.

Why you be trippin', Mom? I mean, come on.

Bitches, all you gotta do is pop some punk-ass Bloods.

- My man. - That's right.

Used to be Crips and Bloods didn't get along

It's okay, we're crips ourselves. Come on, Tim-Tim!

and if you stay in that gang, you're gonna end up dead, too.

That's an amazing coincidence.

Well, that sure was a terrific time.

Well, because there already is a group that calls themselves the Crips,

Stem cell research has made me stronger than I ever thought possible.

Excuse me, sir, we're looking for a group of people called the Crips.

Why is a celebrity who became crippled more important

I know that! I was being facetious!

Leaping langoustine.

- You bet. - I'll be back at 7:00 to let you out.

You know, smart mouth, your rival gang.

Fuck you. Wow what a goofy ahh audience.