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- Let's go. Come on. - Whoa, gramps.
Or will she simply flame out?
We'd have her nationally ranked by the time she's ten.
- Girls. - I'm practically a Dalmatian.
I got some really bad news to tell ya.
You're gonna shut up and drive.
Hi.
What's wrong?
- I'm so glad we picked her. - Whoo!
I really don't wanna red card you, OK?
This is totally violating the penile code.
That's all, Haley. You're free to go.
and losing a tenth 'cause her toes weren't pointed.
I'm so sure I'm practically deodorant.
I thought you wanted her to win.
No. No, no. Sorry, bro.
And GED? What does drunk driving have to do with school?
She's trying to get you guys to mess up
Hey, you decide.
Joanne. You're more than welcome to stay.
before her retirement.
Come on. Let's see it!
Make no mistake, buddy.
Hey.
- Yeah. - Uh, lives.
Know how I feel. Consider it done.
Great. So then here's the deal:
Yes!
I'm competing this pass at the Classic.
You are not going to the prom. End of discussion.
but there are only like 200 elite gymnasts.
I just wanna go to one prom.
- Maybe. - Yes. Maybe they will.
where the top six qualify for a berth on the World Team.
The longtime favorite, Tricia Skilken,
Come on, Mina. Let's go.
- We're gonna be here all night. - Lift your knees... Joanne.
That rule...
innocent collegiate gymnastics coaches everywhere,
- You want me to go back to Defrank's? - Well, you don't listen to me.
- I got insurance. - Oh, really? Well, no, thank you.
I've selected the four athletes
I'm so Sure, I'm practically deodorant
if I didn't have four girls competing,
Sounds like you're built for it.
Listen, are you being serious with me?
Oh.
Well, that's disgusting.
Yeah, kinda, I do.
Arms. Arms. Spot. That's it.
to get us from point A to point B.
This is unprecedented.
Can you believe Chris Defrank is here with Gloria? Pipsqueak.
Well, at least I didn't make it all the way to Worlds and...
Relax your face. Relax your face.
doesn't coach champions.
it's safe to say the athletes are sending the judges a message.
- Hey. - Be with you in a minute.
Tumble track, ladies. Come on, warm up.
That rule is ancient.
- I gotta go warm up beam. - Haley.
You owed it to me to be a decent human being.
Oh! Dude, keep it over there!
If you get on this tramp, you will have a cardiovasectomy.
is not as much fun as it sounds.
I had no idea.
I know.
- Did you catch that? - What?
How 'bout a double back?
That, uh...
Shall we share our philosophy with Haley, ladies?
Two in a row. Nicely done. Illusions, they're called.
Stretch and join vault rotation. Let's see where you're at.
Flat hips on those levers.
We trained together at Defrank's for how long?
for her to get a clean slate, competing with me or anyone else.
- Get goin'! - What are you talking about?
Get lost!
It's your call.
Too much rock for one hand, baby!
- Why not? - Ew!
Second paragraph.
of making the Olympic team.
- Bye-ya. - Later.
They're scarin' the minivans outta the moms next door.
Don't do it.
That was spastic.