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Hope this is OK.

Phyllis, now Joanne is a lovely gymnast.

- We found this new, uh... - I got new...

We got some finger-flickin' good choreography.

If you even think about under-rotating, she'll deduct.

Joanne kind of misrepresented...

Your daddy called every elite gym in the country.

Looked like you were goin' for a one and a half?

Hello, everybody. I'm Tim Dagget,

Elfi. Whoa, I can't believe it.

Very few gymnasts perform this vault

Very clever. No, we decided her start value is a nine-point-eight, not a ten.

Even better, why not live to tell about it? Come here.

Sixteen people ready to tell us just how perfect we're not.

RELAX YOUR FACE!

can be a very unforgiving place.

a handspring double front somersault.

When is your prom?

Ugh, I can't stand him.

Come on, Haley.

You're not actually pushing

I'm sick and tired of being judged. I don't need it.

Vick? Can we retire the old long sleeve competition leos?

I would, but my coach likes it when I control my tricks.

Double twist. Excellent job.

- Excuse me. I'll take this one. - OK.

They get spots handed to them? What about us?

Do you have anything to say to me?

I've never seen this kind of organized rebellion before.

Now, she does do a very interesting skill

Dude, why do you always gotta bite my moment? It taste good?

- All right, Wei Wei. - Way to go!

Mommy, I'm going to prom.

In contrast, Haley, raw power, huge start values,

You're poppin' your clutch.

Huh? Just giving up and not even talking to me?

All right, all right, all right, all right.

Let your clutch out slower. Get some traction.

more injuries than champions.

what every other girl there is payin'.

You guys, we are going to scratch and let Nastia...

Haley, let's go for a drive.

Mina was second, followed by Haley.

Burt Vickerman used to whip up the best gymnasts

Then we have some useless bits of fluff

This has never happened before.

consistency over flash is what rules the day.

- Really? - I do.

How can they not?

Correct. College gymnastics is one big fat to-don't.

She's psychin' you out. Look, ignore her.

Have I lost my mind?

and I picture them in their ugly

She should get at least two-tenths deducted for that hair.

- Is Poot? - No.

And this skunk broke it with one bone.

- Dude. - What?

Have you ever seen anyone blow a knee?

What the hell was that?!

Make the judges look. But I'm not talking about putting a cute smile

If they don't give her a ten on this, there is no justice.

You dumped us, remember?

and walking into an automatic disqualification.

Those mommies were totally hitting on us.