Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why don't you just make out.

Come on, Haley!

Feet above the beam. Tight. Tight.

- How's that? - You'll trust me

It's very original, but I'm afraid the judges

And I encourage the court to include her perspective

Dev? Give us a sec, would ya?

- Bye, Vick. - He can't hear you.

You know you've got to endure this.

The system, the judging, it's too confusing.

I never lied to you.

Ha, ha, ha. No excuse.

It's not called gym-nice-tics.

getting wedgies and doing dorky choreography?

because he thought for sure he'd get a routine out of her.

- Juvy, huh? You call this juvy? - Hmm.

in the middle of an I hate you sandwich.

- Diva. - Dee-vil.

Aw, come on, those skin the cats

Haley, you're not leaving like this.

Are you crazy?! This is not OK. VGA?!

Tight knees. Tight. That's seven.

Why not an in-house competition?

Did you have work done?

before they hit the floor... you're done.

obsessive-compulsive about handstands.

It could get ya outta here. What do you think?

OK, tight knees now.

Dogs are people too, Haley

Get back on the tramp.

You're not going to tell me, are you?

- I'm sorry. - You know what?

Instead, she stunned her teammates, spectators

Eyes and teeth sugar.

First up on vault is Mina Hoyt.

- Jesus, Hay. - What? You can cry.

I said, pointy feet, not pointy words.

Maybe you can read my mind, and it's completely lost.

- Haley! - Hey, Haley! What's up?

Later, Cracker!

This sport is a total joke.

OK, you can come down now.

Way to go, Nastia! Amazing. She's amazing.

Because the only thing more fun than rips

- It's really gross. - Too late.

and coaches alike by walking out of the arena

Her body will flip over three times in the air

Only I could do that.

Yeah, you floored it all right.

Come on, Vick! Come on! Come on, Vick!

Can't be calculated if you don't respect the laws.

We'd like to fast-track her towards becoming an elite.

Whatever it is, it's sideways.

I got really good shots of that jump.

Just wondering, um, what country are they gonna represent?

Ya gotta throw your best tricks as hard as you can.

Nobody cares what ya do.

- Instimulating? - I totally earned my spot.

You got a lot of people going to the Olympics.

But I don't have the problem with it that Frank does.

Hey, you piss where I eat, you don't eat.

- You got it! - Go, Haley!

Please join us, Haley.

Mine was disintegrating and...

Fine. Then I'll scratch if you want the moment.

Ewww!! Unsanitary!!

Oh, you're gonna piss off the judge and kiss 18 goodbye?

So the winner today is...

Don't you dare fart.

- What happened? - Uh... I don't know.

I'll go to Championships if you get on the tramp right now,

Music finishes, but you don't?

My God, I'm the new vault champ.

Yeah. Who taught you to control your landing? Hm?