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- I understand. Believe me. - Could you move, please?
Haley! Haley! Over here.
I heard she was tanking her double pikes in warm-ups.
Your secret is safe with me
Dude, she has an apple butt.
till you're ready to face the music.
That would be, uh... too long.
How do leotards not ride up their butts?
Whoa!
We'd never met, and I'd been hoping to keep it that way.
And they were right.
What? What about me?
You owe Chris some respect.
Sorry to dis your life's work and all. No offense.
And, um, winning was just icing on the cake.
I think we oughta get real about her chances
Shake it off, Haley. Come on.
So We Wouldn't Get Sued]
Your secret is safe with me
You throw 'em over a shoulder and violate their personal space?
...got back up on the tramp and,
A coach who's a has-been
Tricia's gonna compete. So selfish.
- I'm quite aware. - This about her routine?
Doris, she's flipping through the air.
Come on, Joanne. Let's get out there.
Pointy words are mouth terds
- I'm so... - Don't.
And maybe they're going to the Olympics.
You will miss me.
It's not even a story. It's a nonevent.
- Hey. - Hey, Wei Wei.
What's with all the closed captioning?
Yeah. It makes conventionality good and innovation bad.
You know what? I'm not tellin' you this story.
- Right there. - So you're just dumping me?
We can both wear dresses.
Respect? Is this how you respect people?
'cause we're goin' out! Ow!
All these schools want me?
You wanna win the purse, we get it.
She is walking down the runway?
They deducted her because I'm her coach.
Well, doesn't she have to homeschool?
I've made out with law enforcement.
If you think I'm getting on the competition floor
at 10am, ready to train.
- I need to talk to you. - OK.
- The tights? - What are they? In Special Ed?
Are you kidding me? She's a bitch.
but we've seen four athletes scratch, so who knows what
Or should I be concerned about the water?
- Thank you. - I'm so pissed at that kid.
I need you to lend Haley your team leo for the Classic.
Come on, just three more skin the cats, ladies.
Your father is willing to subsidize two options...
OK. Cool.
and into an automatic disqualification.
God. I wish my parents were different.
You don't know the first thing about Worlds.
It's an automatic deduction...
of retirement to try to make it for the second time.
...nobody cares.
Oops.
- Speak up. - OK, great.
She's been practicing that stuff in the old gym for weeks now.
I heard you were strict about diet,
- Shh! - What?
west of the Mississippi.
She's spinning, Doris. Of course her bra popped out.
Long enough for him to...
Yeah. Actually, I do.
I would never do that to you guys.
You know what? I, uh...
We moved here so you could go to the Olympics.
Get Get
This is what I sing To jess all the time ..
And please, please, for me,
It mocks you over and over again.
You get to fall on your face,
Given your history, how did it feel competing with her?
Good job, Burt.
There's nothin' fair about a girl landing a double pike
You know,
It's a nice thing. It's beautiful.
and Mina Hoyt today,
Talent out of the ass.
Why would my head stick to my butt?
- She's six. - Oh...
Nobody cares. Nobody cares what you do, UMASS
I loved it!
Yet. I mean, you're new.