Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not competing or training again. Ever.
OK, trust me, Poot, this is hard time, OK? He's crazy.
- Good, job, girls. - I'm so hot. It's so hot outside.
I'm Poot, and this is my hetero life-mate, Frank.
Fine, I give up. You know, we gave it a shot.
Oh, this I gotta hear.
Why do I have to tackle the guard? You're bigger.
Clearly you listened to him long enough to...
Beautiful! Beautiful.
- I don't wanna hear... - I got insurance.
The laws of gravity, for instance.
Yeah!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Stop flooring it. - Way to build trust.
- Oh! - What? I can't hold it.
If you like peeling pieces of skin
To justify this crazy thing we do
you'd be sittin' at Texas Military Academy now.
For someone who hates being judged,
Oh, come on, Burt, I built that kid.
What? You don't think she's hot? I think she's hot.
Tell the foxy moron I got my GED when I was 15.
I want to control my tricks.
I don't know what to do with you.
Bing! Hm?
Let it rip.
No. He'll be fine. Come on.
You're here to place top three, win money and get out.
It's just...
- Oh, no! - Oh, my God.
It's the same old Championships,
It was about us. And for us.
Your secret is safe with me.
The judges are trying to figure out
My baby's going to The Olympics
OK, Wei Wei, control it now.
Come Baby Come]
Two aerial skills, very nicely done.
Can you imagine making it all the way to Worlds and walking out?
- Fascinating. - What?
Your secrets safe with me
WHAT'D i MISS?
Dude, she's hot.
Uh-huh.
'Cause your head's already up there! Ah!
And the reason that we have rules...
You know everything. What could I possibly show you?
Later this year, at 23, Tricia will try
When you concentrate too hard on staying awake at your business meeting
After you, milady.
Uh... juvy. Outside of Houston.
what is gonna happen. I'm not so sure either, Elfi.
You suck.
Whatever ya do... don't picture them naked.
You do your job, let me do mine.
- No. - Do you wanna keep it that way,
Too late.
Hey.
You know you wanna go.
I will have a cardiovasectomy.
there are a lot of great people
I think I'm gonna go to prom first.
If she's gonna do the whole thing, if she's gonna do nothin'.
Elfi, I have never seen this before.
You think I'm a bitch?
Far.
for who I was and not who I am,
Guess we're even.
I can hear you... and I'll kill you.
that's coming up here.
That was incredible.
Four-time national team member, five-time national Haley-hater.
Tricia Skilken, a longtime judges' favorite.
Take a minute. Go clean up.
I guess because most kids'd rather have a life than spend six hours a day
of the greatest natural talents the sport's ever seen? Hmm?
She should do her routine then warm up.
- All right, Haley! - Woo! Yeah...
This is where the sport loses fans.
You got another event. Let's finish big.
OK, now my turn.
You don't have to like me or like it here.
Go, Mina!
Look, everyone...
We did not move here from Wichita so you could go to prom.
Elfi, when ya get right down to it, in gymnastics,
Relax your face. Relax your face.
- Can't I be upset? - Can I go compete now?
- Don't worry. I'll totally shave. - OK.
Anybody home?
Threw a layout. Threw a full. And, uh...
As we got our totally fake first-place medals,
Question, they say those who can't do, coach.
It was revoked. Get in.
There is something really weird going on here today, Elfi.
- So, what happened? - Yeah, where you goin'?