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belong in the litter box, ladies. Come on. Concentrate.

You can say that again, Tim.

Why'd she walk out?

- You see that? - What?

and stand on that podium and be the best.

I missed you so much. Hey, you're doin' a great job.

Déjà-jealous, Joanne?

Pointy words are mouth turds. God!

Aww. They have ass calluses?

- You warmed up? - What, to you? No.

- It's all right. - Nice stick, Wei Wei.

This is, like, globally unfair.

- Very consistent. - Lookin' good.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm so...

Why all the hate?

Otherwise known as the Vickerman Gymnastics Academy.

I didn't choose it, my body did.

How does this win compare to other competitions for you?

Doesn't look good, having you trainin' with somebody else.

I'd like you to read something for me, please, out loud.

Yo, let me use your phone.

Joanne, Haley got her GED when she was 15.

It's totally insane.

...Lacey. Joanne will be an alternate.

And we do them without a gun.

and got a deduction on a silly technicality.

it's between Tricia Skilken and Haley Graham.

Buy yourself a new leo at the concession stand.

your ass, your back, your knees and your pride.

Don't bail again. Finish the meet. Finish it for yourself!

- What about the rules? - It'd be mayhem.

Just as long as you don't get blood on the equipment.

I prefer the term meat, please.

We're out of the starlet blue. We're out, we're out, we're out.

Haley. I meant everything I said.

In case you were wondering.

Take whoever, Vick.

Since when are you throwin' double fronts?

Yeah. No, thanks.

CLEAN, SAFE ROUTINES GUARANTEED TO STICK

Oh, nice! Nice. Nice.

And I felt like maybe I was ready

I want to control my tricks. OK?

I think the judges are trying to figure out

Yeah, that kid...

...I haven't been ready for anything steady.

Stay tight in the air.

Oh, really? You sure?

Your routines were amazing.

Why? It's gonna be done by the time anyone gets here.

They really wanna be like us. I mean, everyone knows...

What do you mean, paid him off? Everybody there pays.

It's delicious.

Dogs are people too, Haley.

If tomorrow was Sunday then new Tuesday's would be 9 th of 2:30 PM 2049 And Easter would 2nd Wednesday 2013

- And then... - Mm? Huh?

Haley, I'm not gonna tell ya to play it safe,

This isn't the first time

- Hey. - Uh, he might break a hip.

completely out of medal position. If ever there was a score to settle,

We have seen scratch after scratch.

I've never seen anything quite like her.

it's not personal. It's national.

One-tenth off because her bra was sticking out.

Wait. Do you have a license to practice gymnastics?

- Little CPR might do you good. - Haley!

You are a 24-hour gymnast.

versus an individual-event specialist.

I guess Madison and gold are becoming synonymous for me.

Even I think that's low.

We're warmin' up Yurchenkos.

- Call you guys later. - Sweet.

I have a constitutional right to bear arms.