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I have a lot of stuff to do.
Yeah. Exactly. Get me that.
We're trying to sell Pawnee on our summer classes.
Whoo! Swiss Family Ron-binson! That hat is dope.
Thank you so much. That's so nice.
You got it.
Are we gonna hate each other someday?
Maybe I'll leapfrog Ron's job and become City Manager.
I call this one "The Future."
with this ad for Yearning by Dennis Feinstein.
It's a chicken salad sandwich.
If you're menstruating, you'll attract bears.
I cannot tell you that.
So goodbye, distilled wisdom of 50 years of experience.
It's the biggest catalog of the year.
Oh, Ron, I really made love to the pooch on this one.
would be to double the size of the Parks Department.
Michael Tansley, Ron Swanson,
But every single person who was Parks Director hated their job
and said she left her phone at home
pot-loving mother pain in the rectum.
Sure.
"You are the chosen one."
People are idiots, Brent.
People are idiots, Kym
Mainly because we don't get Vogue here.
I don't know if I have time for this, guys,
Here, catch this.
That's a personal photo. That's... Shouldn't be... This must've...
I look miserable.
But also, it's ridiculous that marijuana is illegal.
Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.
Next slide.
No way. No, I'm not kidding.
all the living former Parks Directors at a picnic,
And thank God an opportunity presented itself.
People are idiots, Leslie.
Leslie, my first wife, Tammy, tried throwing me a surprise birthday party.
"Mainly Because We Don't Get Vogue Here."
But I'll win.
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