Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Nicholas, you are not alone. -Oh, no.
Sorry I'm late. I'm getting too old for this shit.
-don't leave me alone with her. -Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
You're a sociopath.
[boy] His penis isn't very big either.
-we just wanna watch you talk to a girl. -Yeah.
You're stealing from your mom? Jesse, are you okay?
It has dumb letters in it, so it must suck, right?
[laughing] Oh, my God.
You better not, you raggedy ass goblin.
Holy Dave Grohl-y!
♪ Yeah, we're gonna touch parts Where we pee ♪
[panting]
Thank you I’m sorry
-Yes, that's also very bad. -Yes.
♪ But there's a couple things I don't understand ♪
-Okay. -'Cause they're in the bathroom.
So I can be close to you and your mom.
This is very nice.
Nick, I'm going to choose my words carefully,
in terms of your daughter.
What are you talking about? You lost me.
-Nick! -Okay.
Don't call me, but if you need me, call me.
It is fucked up. Dale's a dick.
Are you sure I can't get you a glass of wine?
Do the song!
Andrew! This is a date!
I'm a kid! [grunts]
and I put tanning cream all over my butt cheeks.
You're literally so random.
You remind me of Julia Roberts from my favorite Julia Roberts movie,
[softly] I think your mom's on too much Klonopin to drive.
I thought I'd come by and be a Gary some more.
Who is this gossipy ass pharmacist?
-You are not coming on my date. -Nickie,
♪ I'm gonna do sex on a lady ♪
And shoplifting? Seriously, Jesse,
Why don't you run to the store
♪ We're gonna fill each other with goo ♪
Your jeans are a Siren's call to any would-be pants-er.
If you need me, call me.
Did you fast-forward through the credits?
♪ He once got laid ♪
while she was sucking down a Chobani and I wanna go shopping.