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Who is this gossipy ass pharmacist?
Do the song!
What are you talking about? You lost me.
[laughing] Oh, my God.
-don't leave me alone with her. -Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
♪ But there's a couple things I don't understand ♪
Holy Dave Grohl-y!
in terms of your daughter.
You better not, you raggedy ass goblin.
Don't call me, but if you need me, call me.
-You are not coming on my date. -Nickie,
-Yes, that's also very bad. -Yes.
You're a sociopath.
This is very nice.
while she was sucking down a Chobani and I wanna go shopping.
[boy] His penis isn't very big either.
-Okay. -'Cause they're in the bathroom.
Thank you I’m sorry
-Nicholas, you are not alone. -Oh, no.
Andrew! This is a date!
It has dumb letters in it, so it must suck, right?
Your jeans are a Siren's call to any would-be pants-er.
♪ We're gonna fill each other with goo ♪
Sorry I'm late. I'm getting too old for this shit.
Why don't you run to the store
[panting]
Did you fast-forward through the credits?
I thought I'd come by and be a Gary some more.
I'm a kid! [grunts]
♪ I'm gonna do sex on a lady ♪
Nick, I'm going to choose my words carefully,
-we just wanna watch you talk to a girl. -Yeah.
You remind me of Julia Roberts from my favorite Julia Roberts movie,
and I put tanning cream all over my butt cheeks.
You're literally so random.
So I can be close to you and your mom.
And shoplifting? Seriously, Jesse,
It is fucked up. Dale's a dick.
♪ He once got laid ♪
♪ Yeah, we're gonna touch parts Where we pee ♪
If you need me, call me.
You're stealing from your mom? Jesse, are you okay?
[softly] I think your mom's on too much Klonopin to drive.
-Nick! -Okay.
Are you sure I can't get you a glass of wine?