Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is very nice.
Thank you I’m sorry
Holy Dave Grohl-y!
♪ But there's a couple things I don't understand ♪
-don't leave me alone with her. -Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
Sorry I'm late. I'm getting too old for this shit.
You're a sociopath.
♪ Yeah, we're gonna touch parts Where we pee ♪
while she was sucking down a Chobani and I wanna go shopping.
You're stealing from your mom? Jesse, are you okay?
Don't call me, but if you need me, call me.
You're literally so random.
♪ He once got laid ♪
[boy] His penis isn't very big either.
Who is this gossipy ass pharmacist?
-Nick! -Okay.
in terms of your daughter.
So I can be close to you and your mom.
And shoplifting? Seriously, Jesse,
-Yes, that's also very bad. -Yes.
Did you fast-forward through the credits?
Are you sure I can't get you a glass of wine?
-Okay. -'Cause they're in the bathroom.
Do the song!
What are you talking about? You lost me.
[laughing] Oh, my God.
You better not, you raggedy ass goblin.
If you need me, call me.
Your jeans are a Siren's call to any would-be pants-er.
-You are not coming on my date. -Nickie,
It is fucked up. Dale's a dick.
Andrew! This is a date!
I thought I'd come by and be a Gary some more.
♪ We're gonna fill each other with goo ♪
You remind me of Julia Roberts from my favorite Julia Roberts movie,
[softly] I think your mom's on too much Klonopin to drive.
Nick, I'm going to choose my words carefully,
It has dumb letters in it, so it must suck, right?
Why don't you run to the store
I'm a kid! [grunts]
♪ I'm gonna do sex on a lady ♪
[panting]
and I put tanning cream all over my butt cheeks.
-Nicholas, you are not alone. -Oh, no.
-we just wanna watch you talk to a girl. -Yeah.