Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and for my son, a glass of cotton candy brandy.
I guess Ted Nugent shot a bunch of dogs. It was a whole thing.
All right, man. You do you, baby.
-Because she's a woman who is your mom. -Okay.
Excuse me, young lady. You wanna tell me what's going on?
[both moaning]
Looks like this week I'm the one going through changes.
[both chuckling]
-[door opens] -Wow!
Like, like-likes me?
Look at us, having a home cooked meal prepared by a beautiful lady
-Maybe she was murdered. -Andrew--
-I'm the friend. -Okay...
What the fuck, Coach Steve? You want to have sex with my mom?
but the doctor removed them when I was four.
Why? What's going on, my dude?
-I don't know. -'Cause he got bad credit?
So what? She cheated on you!
-and then hangs out with you. -Hangs out and then what?
[chuckles] Oh, man. His parents are here.
-Yes! Best day ever! -[door closes]
Really? Can you do better?
Because she's my wife, Jesse.
-[bell rings] -Andrew, funny question.
That's a great question, Mom. I'm 13.
with my best friend, who's a child,
mandated by President Trump
I just love watching you work, Steve.
♪ Oh, sex on a lady ♪
So did killing and eating that squirrel, but--
-I'm sorry, you have to see this. -No, I'm sorry.
-Oh, I know. -Excuse me?
My girl's parents are going through a divorce,
but don't you think Lola and I are perhaps,
-So you go out with Devin? -Yes!
Taken care of? What?
[device beeps]
[Steve grunts]
National Pants-ing Week? Butt-fuck?
no matter where you point them,
I gotta get outta here, man.
You suck, Andrew, whatever your last name is!
♪ -Play hide the sausage... -And maybe some bacon too ♪
♪ Just remember what I told you When you're feeling afraid ♪
Devin thought that the four of us should go on a double-date.
-Maybe get a couple candid pictures. -I love candids.
I said that I liked her and she never responded.
Okay. Yeah, that'll be fun. I'll tell Andrew.
but if it gets me a Gary, let's give it a shot.
You're so random.
Ah! Feels like the drink is mad at me.