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-Maybe she was murdered. -Andrew--
-Because she's a woman who is your mom. -Okay.
That's a great question, Mom. I'm 13.
but the doctor removed them when I was four.
[chuckles] Oh, man. His parents are here.
What the fuck, Coach Steve? You want to have sex with my mom?
-Maybe get a couple candid pictures. -I love candids.
[Steve grunts]
You're so random.
♪ -Play hide the sausage... -And maybe some bacon too ♪
♪ Just remember what I told you When you're feeling afraid ♪
but don't you think Lola and I are perhaps,
-and then hangs out with you. -Hangs out and then what?
-Yes! Best day ever! -[door closes]
I just love watching you work, Steve.
but if it gets me a Gary, let's give it a shot.
Okay. Yeah, that'll be fun. I'll tell Andrew.
and for my son, a glass of cotton candy brandy.
-[bell rings] -Andrew, funny question.
Ah! Feels like the drink is mad at me.
[both moaning]
-I'm the friend. -Okay...
[both chuckling]
I gotta get outta here, man.
Look at us, having a home cooked meal prepared by a beautiful lady
-[door opens] -Wow!
Why? What's going on, my dude?
So did killing and eating that squirrel, but--
National Pants-ing Week? Butt-fuck?
-Oh, I know. -Excuse me?
-I don't know. -'Cause he got bad credit?
Like, like-likes me?
no matter where you point them,
You suck, Andrew, whatever your last name is!
All right, man. You do you, baby.
mandated by President Trump
[device beeps]
I said that I liked her and she never responded.
Excuse me, young lady. You wanna tell me what's going on?
♪ Oh, sex on a lady ♪
with my best friend, who's a child,
-So you go out with Devin? -Yes!
Because she's my wife, Jesse.
-I'm sorry, you have to see this. -No, I'm sorry.
Looks like this week I'm the one going through changes.
Devin thought that the four of us should go on a double-date.
Taken care of? What?
I guess Ted Nugent shot a bunch of dogs. It was a whole thing.
So what? She cheated on you!
My girl's parents are going through a divorce,
Really? Can you do better?