Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You suck, Andrew, whatever your last name is!
but don't you think Lola and I are perhaps,
♪ Just remember what I told you When you're feeling afraid ♪
National Pants-ing Week? Butt-fuck?
[Steve grunts]
Looks like this week I'm the one going through changes.
-Maybe she was murdered. -Andrew--
-I'm sorry, you have to see this. -No, I'm sorry.
[both chuckling]
-Because she's a woman who is your mom. -Okay.
Because she's my wife, Jesse.
I just love watching you work, Steve.
and for my son, a glass of cotton candy brandy.
Why? What's going on, my dude?
-Yes! Best day ever! -[door closes]
I said that I liked her and she never responded.
but the doctor removed them when I was four.
I guess Ted Nugent shot a bunch of dogs. It was a whole thing.
-Oh, I know. -Excuse me?
[both moaning]
What the fuck, Coach Steve? You want to have sex with my mom?
-and then hangs out with you. -Hangs out and then what?
I gotta get outta here, man.
Look at us, having a home cooked meal prepared by a beautiful lady
but if it gets me a Gary, let's give it a shot.
-So you go out with Devin? -Yes!
All right, man. You do you, baby.
Devin thought that the four of us should go on a double-date.
My girl's parents are going through a divorce,
mandated by President Trump
[device beeps]
-Maybe get a couple candid pictures. -I love candids.
You're so random.
Taken care of? What?
-[door opens] -Wow!
Excuse me, young lady. You wanna tell me what's going on?
So did killing and eating that squirrel, but--
♪ -Play hide the sausage... -And maybe some bacon too ♪
That's a great question, Mom. I'm 13.
Like, like-likes me?
♪ Oh, sex on a lady ♪
-I don't know. -'Cause he got bad credit?
-[bell rings] -Andrew, funny question.
[chuckles] Oh, man. His parents are here.
Ah! Feels like the drink is mad at me.
no matter where you point them,
Really? Can you do better?
Okay. Yeah, that'll be fun. I'll tell Andrew.
with my best friend, who's a child,
-I'm the friend. -Okay...
So what? She cheated on you!