Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What a surprise to see you guys here.

♪ I'm going through change... ♪

THANK YOU, I'M SORRY, THANK YOU, I'M SORRY!

Yeah, I've heard that too.

Having a Gary actually sounds kind of nice.

I swear to God I will paint the greeting card aisle with your guts!

I know I seem like a real gigolo,

♪ Then I'll go number three in the Lady Place... ♪

What? I love this dude,

We gotta figure it out, Coach Steve. This is my designated toilet.

-[foghorn blares] -You look beautiful, Steve.

Thank God you're here, Rick.

No, wait! I think my pener has to make a kaka.

Yeah, that's precisely what we're doing, Dad.

and if any of you prescription filling,

but you should do something baller on the zip line.

I'm gonna wring you out like a sponge!

Your arts and crafts room. Nice.

♪ Do like the birds do the bees ♪

Why don't you tell your friend that it's okay to have sex with Jay's Mom.

Yes, grab ahold of your waist bands, because it's National Pants-ing Week,

and gives you illegal fireworks.

So she's going to walk around this local ass pharmacy,

-To Garys. -To Garys!

-Can I talk to you for a second? -Oh!

and we hold in our urine and it hurts.

Oh, no! You figured it out.

[gun cocks] Clack-clack.

And then your dad, on June 8th, stopped refilling his Viagra.

Sleeping with the Enemy.