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Your mom's double down on her Klonopin, first of all.
Do you need me to show you where it is?
Now you're touching my peen and it feels stupendous!
Hey! Do not talk about your mother like that, young lady.
Oh, hey, Coach Steve. Or should I say Gary?
-um... not of the same station? -The same station?
-Dump it off an overpass? -Good call. [gasps]
As always, you're spot on, my dude.
My dad fucks around all the time.
-Now get the fuck outta here! -[laughing]
Yeah, I don't feel ashamed.
Holy shit.
Glouberman? Ew! Perfect!
I'll always be right here in my body.
No woman has ever wanted to do sex with you before.
Like, they took a sex class, but then I realized,
when it comes to aggressively removing someone else's clothes.
carpal tunnel, brace bitches even looks at her,
♪ I'm gonna do sex on a lady ♪
This sounds serious.
Very well, ladies.
No, a Gary plays catch with you
[Coach Steve] ♪ Do-do-bah-do-do-do. ♪
-I know. It's a stupid name. -That's the stupidest name I ever heard!
♪ I'll spiff up my little fellow Make it stand up proud ♪
Hey, Steve, whatever happened to your Gary?
Mwah!
like when good-looking people wear glasses.
-[shutter clicks] -Oh, my God. Gina and DeVon?
Who's saying that?
Wow, wait, really?
which is kind of a bummer because I was really more than anything
-Oh, right. You're a naive gentleman. -Uh-huh.
You're little Jesse Glaser, right? I saw it coming.
-[softly] It's underneath. -Okie-dokie.
-[gunshot] -[glasses shatter]
-Not with your mother. -Jesus.