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like when good-looking people wear glasses.
Oh, hey, Coach Steve. Or should I say Gary?
which is kind of a bummer because I was really more than anything
Mwah!
I'll always be right here in my body.
This sounds serious.
-I know. It's a stupid name. -That's the stupidest name I ever heard!
Holy shit.
Wow, wait, really?
Yeah, I don't feel ashamed.
Hey, Steve, whatever happened to your Gary?
♪ I'm gonna do sex on a lady ♪
Your mom's double down on her Klonopin, first of all.
Glouberman? Ew! Perfect!
My dad fucks around all the time.
-Oh, right. You're a naive gentleman. -Uh-huh.
Like, they took a sex class, but then I realized,
Who's saying that?
No woman has ever wanted to do sex with you before.
when it comes to aggressively removing someone else's clothes.
Now you're touching my peen and it feels stupendous!
Do you need me to show you where it is?
carpal tunnel, brace bitches even looks at her,
♪ I'll spiff up my little fellow Make it stand up proud ♪
-Not with your mother. -Jesus.
As always, you're spot on, my dude.
No, a Gary plays catch with you
Hey! Do not talk about your mother like that, young lady.
-Now get the fuck outta here! -[laughing]
[Coach Steve] ♪ Do-do-bah-do-do-do. ♪
Very well, ladies.
-[shutter clicks] -Oh, my God. Gina and DeVon?
You're little Jesse Glaser, right? I saw it coming.
-um... not of the same station? -The same station?
-Dump it off an overpass? -Good call. [gasps]
-[softly] It's underneath. -Okie-dokie.
-[gunshot] -[glasses shatter]
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