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Who's saying that?
♪ I'll spiff up my little fellow Make it stand up proud ♪
This sounds serious.
♪ I'm gonna do sex on a lady ♪
Oh, hey, Coach Steve. Or should I say Gary?
Mwah!
You're little Jesse Glaser, right? I saw it coming.
Hey, Steve, whatever happened to your Gary?
Wow, wait, really?
Holy shit.
-[gunshot] -[glasses shatter]
Glouberman? Ew! Perfect!
Hey! Do not talk about your mother like that, young lady.
I'll always be right here in my body.
carpal tunnel, brace bitches even looks at her,
Like, they took a sex class, but then I realized,
No, a Gary plays catch with you
which is kind of a bummer because I was really more than anything
-Not with your mother. -Jesus.
-[softly] It's underneath. -Okie-dokie.
-I know. It's a stupid name. -That's the stupidest name I ever heard!
Do you need me to show you where it is?
-Oh, right. You're a naive gentleman. -Uh-huh.
-[shutter clicks] -Oh, my God. Gina and DeVon?
No woman has ever wanted to do sex with you before.
Now you're touching my peen and it feels stupendous!
Very well, ladies.
Yeah, I don't feel ashamed.
when it comes to aggressively removing someone else's clothes.
[Coach Steve] ♪ Do-do-bah-do-do-do. ♪
-Now get the fuck outta here! -[laughing]
-um... not of the same station? -The same station?
-Dump it off an overpass? -Good call. [gasps]
like when good-looking people wear glasses.
My dad fucks around all the time.
Your mom's double down on her Klonopin, first of all.
As always, you're spot on, my dude.