Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna freak.
He locked me in the car with him and shot his brains out of his head.
-Yeah, come on. You'd be doing me a solid. -Okay.
My parents are going through a divorce.
-[sniffles] I love you, kiddo. -I love you too, dad.
Steve, do you ever get lonely?
[grunting]
This is my swan song, baby. I'm retiring.
Like, he's frail and has to sit down in the shower?
There are fingerprint smudges all over your screen,
I shall return.
So embarrassing.
-Oh, my God! -Damn!
but actually, I'm a little nervous, because I'm a total virgin.
And that's why he gets to be so choosy.
You're the man, Steve.
You ruined my first date, Andrew! Why wouldn't you just, like, pants me?
-Mom? -Sure, you can call me Mom.
-[bell rings] -Nick! I am obsessed with your shirt.
♪ And make my wee wee sneeze In a lady... ♪
-Sweetheart! Fall into Mommy's arms! -Oh, no!
Okay, I have this friend, who is me, Coach Steve.
♪ This is my thinking song. ♪
DEEP QUEENS SELF STORAGE
♪ Doing sex on a lady ♪
[doorbell rings]
three other girls for the chance to be on camera.
for calling out their bullshit politics.
but on the other hand, she makes regular eye contact with me.
This is nice, right?
Andrew, sweetheart, you're gonna have a wonderful time.
I'm so sorry that I didn't get you a card.
What? Don't I still need you for like puberty and everything?
Wow, I didn't know she was capable of positivity.
Yeah, his parents have given him such high self-esteem.
-You should go for it. -I don't know. It feels wrong.
Why not just take what we want
This banana's so good.
Yeah, like-like, she like, like-like likes you.
-You actually have good style. -That's sort of a weird complement.