Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is my swan song, baby. I'm retiring.
[grunting]
DEEP QUEENS SELF STORAGE
-Sweetheart! Fall into Mommy's arms! -Oh, no!
[doorbell rings]
-Mom? -Sure, you can call me Mom.
This is nice, right?
My parents are going through a divorce.
♪ This is my thinking song. ♪
Like, he's frail and has to sit down in the shower?
-You should go for it. -I don't know. It feels wrong.
for calling out their bullshit politics.
So embarrassing.
I shall return.
♪ Doing sex on a lady ♪
What? Don't I still need you for like puberty and everything?
Yeah, like-like, she like, like-like likes you.
I'm gonna freak.
Okay, I have this friend, who is me, Coach Steve.
You're the man, Steve.
You ruined my first date, Andrew! Why wouldn't you just, like, pants me?
Wow, I didn't know she was capable of positivity.
This banana's so good.
Why not just take what we want
Yeah, his parents have given him such high self-esteem.
but on the other hand, she makes regular eye contact with me.
♪ And make my wee wee sneeze In a lady... ♪
There are fingerprint smudges all over your screen,
He locked me in the car with him and shot his brains out of his head.
-Yeah, come on. You'd be doing me a solid. -Okay.
I'm so sorry that I didn't get you a card.
-[bell rings] -Nick! I am obsessed with your shirt.
but actually, I'm a little nervous, because I'm a total virgin.
-[sniffles] I love you, kiddo. -I love you too, dad.
-You actually have good style. -That's sort of a weird complement.
Steve, do you ever get lonely?
-Oh, my God! -Damn!
three other girls for the chance to be on camera.
And that's why he gets to be so choosy.
Andrew, sweetheart, you're gonna have a wonderful time.