Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? Don't I still need you for like puberty and everything?

-[sniffles] I love you, kiddo. -I love you too, dad.

♪ This is my thinking song. ♪

♪ And make my wee wee sneeze In a lady... ♪

-Mom? -Sure, you can call me Mom.

Andrew, sweetheart, you're gonna have a wonderful time.

-You should go for it. -I don't know. It feels wrong.

-[bell rings] -Nick! I am obsessed with your shirt.

I shall return.

♪ Doing sex on a lady ♪

I'm so sorry that I didn't get you a card.

-You actually have good style. -That's sort of a weird complement.

You ruined my first date, Andrew! Why wouldn't you just, like, pants me?

three other girls for the chance to be on camera.

-Yeah, come on. You'd be doing me a solid. -Okay.

for calling out their bullshit politics.

You're the man, Steve.

And that's why he gets to be so choosy.

Like, he's frail and has to sit down in the shower?

This is my swan song, baby. I'm retiring.

Wow, I didn't know she was capable of positivity.

This is nice, right?

Okay, I have this friend, who is me, Coach Steve.

-Oh, my God! -Damn!

DEEP QUEENS SELF STORAGE

Yeah, his parents have given him such high self-esteem.

[doorbell rings]

-Sweetheart! Fall into Mommy's arms! -Oh, no!

Steve, do you ever get lonely?

I'm gonna freak.

but on the other hand, she makes regular eye contact with me.

Why not just take what we want

So embarrassing.

This banana's so good.

My parents are going through a divorce.

but actually, I'm a little nervous, because I'm a total virgin.

Yeah, like-like, she like, like-like likes you.

There are fingerprint smudges all over your screen,

He locked me in the car with him and shot his brains out of his head.