Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Oh, my God! -Damn!

Yeah, his parents have given him such high self-esteem.

♪ Doing sex on a lady ♪

My parents are going through a divorce.

-Yeah, come on. You'd be doing me a solid. -Okay.

-[bell rings] -Nick! I am obsessed with your shirt.

three other girls for the chance to be on camera.

Okay, I have this friend, who is me, Coach Steve.

Like, he's frail and has to sit down in the shower?

[doorbell rings]

He locked me in the car with him and shot his brains out of his head.

Why not just take what we want

-[sniffles] I love you, kiddo. -I love you too, dad.

I shall return.

-You should go for it. -I don't know. It feels wrong.

-Mom? -Sure, you can call me Mom.

for calling out their bullshit politics.

You're the man, Steve.

This is nice, right?

but on the other hand, she makes regular eye contact with me.

I'm gonna freak.

but actually, I'm a little nervous, because I'm a total virgin.

♪ This is my thinking song. ♪

You ruined my first date, Andrew! Why wouldn't you just, like, pants me?

Andrew, sweetheart, you're gonna have a wonderful time.

-You actually have good style. -That's sort of a weird complement.

So embarrassing.

I'm so sorry that I didn't get you a card.

♪ And make my wee wee sneeze In a lady... ♪

This is my swan song, baby. I'm retiring.

And that's why he gets to be so choosy.

What? Don't I still need you for like puberty and everything?

This banana's so good.

Steve, do you ever get lonely?

DEEP QUEENS SELF STORAGE

There are fingerprint smudges all over your screen,

-Sweetheart! Fall into Mommy's arms! -Oh, no!

Yeah, like-like, she like, like-like likes you.

Wow, I didn't know she was capable of positivity.