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It's okay.
I really like it, dad.
I just need a second.
No, no, no, you're wrong.
- See ya. - Bye.
like it was yesterday.
Be my wife, Mary Fiore...
Then stop smiling.
until the end of time, no matter what.
4.50.
After my mom died, my dad became, like, obsessed with the game...
Whatever we want.
- What do you expect me-- - Bullshit.
Oh, my God.
Eddie, what on earth--
- It's one. - You're bluffing.
I'd like all my lovely couples, dancing partners, paired up in twos...
What are the odds?
I think you're being kind.
- Fran was a bookie? - Yeah, she was.
- Oh, that's beautiful. - You like it?
Are you ready?
Can you imagine Eddie CEO of a major medical foundation?
Hey, guys, we're on. Come on, put your jackets on.
We haven't met because...
Then like grew to love.
This pair, this lovely couple...
Congratulations, you guys. I love you both.
that I've been thinking about a career in medicine.
And if you answer no...
- Eddie, you're riding back with Mary. - No, no, really.
I'm fat!
Fabulous!
Yes, it is.
Nice to meet you. Thanks for the dance. We'll let you know how it all goes.
Okay.
He's right.
Hi there. Here we go.
A partner.
- Mary, I need-- - Can you take it, please?
How's your thumb?
You guys will do a great job. I trust you.
and it hit me that this isn't going to work.
Close friends and family.
You give my little girl whatever she wants, no expense spared.
and now goes by the name Sugar Pie deSanto?
How did we let it get this far?
Yes.
Burt's right. Yes, Mary, I would love to dance.
- He's the doctor. - I'm Steve, the doctor.
The closer you are
I agree with you about the small wedding.
Don't what?
They're going for June. I know.
So, what happened?
Then why'd you almost kiss me?
It made me look like a psychotic poodle.
That's a good question.
Enjoy the wedding from way back here.
Okay. Here you go.
So that tells me that this marriage of yours...
No, I challenge you. " Earwax" is two words.
Seventy-two points.
Where am I?
they have it, they know what it takes.
Come on! Goddamn it.
He's a doctor. Well, I get the hint.
and I can predict down to the week how long a couple's going to last.
I was the bookworm, she was the wild child, and she picked me.
- Thank you fo rwhat you did. - No problem.
And Wendy was his high school girlfriend.
Good.
alert.
'cause chocolate's already brown.
Dad, put that back!
in matrimony.
What about this guy?
- All right. - Okay. Let's go.
- I told you Mismo was full of crap. - No Mismo! Massimo!
And what about the bride and groom-to-be?
And I am her fiiance.
Yes, sir.
That's Eddie, all right.
What do you see for our wedding?
They show old movies on the side of the museum.
Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed.
- It's nature. - It's natural.
Now, I have to gauge what I am dealing with...
they had less artifiicial coloring because chocolate's already brown.
enough friends to give you comfort.
What are you talking about?
All right.