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Look at me.
Wow.
I still do more chin-ups than you!
Where's Fran?
but at least you wouldn't have to cut the guest list.
Don't dance around the issue. You didn't show 'cause you don't wanna get married.
You can finally meet Eddie. Come here. Eddie.
Listen, they're gonna be signing up for six classes.
Your mental clarity's excellent. That's good. That's good.
"I Honestly Love You" by Olivia Newton-John was their wedding song.
Yup, she's dead, all right.
took bets on every sporting event imaginable, ran numbers...
I'm confused. Is it the doctor, or did you fall for the groom?
that's all I need to know.
He's Steve. He's the one.
- Fran, this is a really critical time. - That's why we shouldn't lose momentum.
All right.
Oh, my God.
How'd you get into it? I've never met a member of a Scrabble Club before.
We'll let the ladies-- I mean, the brides-to-be--
Then what the hell are you standing around talking to us for?
And none of those mini egg rolls. A lot of important people are coming.
- I'm sorry, buddy. - We gotta fix him.
You have the love of a man named Tom.
No, she was a bookie, actually.
- Me and Fran? - Yeah.
Well, he's not.
I would hate to be a single gal with all those creeps running around out there.
And you?
Mary, you have no idea what you're talking about.
- What, is it a bad song? - No, I think it's absolutely perfect.
to join this man and this woman...
but then I realized Eddie and I don't have a wedding song.
Once I walked out on the streets of Laredo
My girl's gonna knock 'em dead. Aren't you, sluggo?
Oh, my God.
"I can't believe she picked me.
Don't let her out of your sight.
You were standing in the middle of the road, and it was coming right at you.
Buddy Burt. Salvatore.
And I smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches.
but sometimes a father has to take action.
I should've told you about your mother and I a long time ago.
I must say, I've never met anyone who alphabetized her credit cards before.
I'm mad at you.
We didn't get married.
You long for him the way I long for you.
Let's get down to brass tacks.
Oh, God.
And you'll live happily ever after.
I can't hear you. Hang on. All right. Okay, I got you.
- Dad, are you eating the food? - Mm-hmm.
- I beg your pardon? -Just for a week.
Tree! Tree!
- I'm in love with your daughter. - You are the one?
Yes, thank you.
Excuse me.
It was a dance.
You do. You owe me one!
You think you want to get married, but you don't.
Love is just love.
No, he didn't.
Hey, what are you doing?
- He's here? - Yeah.
- Thank God. - Oh, hell, I object too.
I can't stand the way he chews on pen caps...
- Mr. and Mrs. Wilfred Barber. - No, it's not that one.
is not only gonna work...
If you're moving your arms and legs, you're clearly not paralyzed.
I love you
- Thanks for guarding my tree. - Yes, I'm guarding your tree.
If you're not interested in Jed...
I never thought I'd see you again.
- Tell me. - It's nothing.
Keep to areas A, B and E. I don't want any interference with the video team.
Okay, well.
C-O-O-L.
Fran wants statues at the wedding.
I can't believe I'm marrying the most beautiful woman I've ever seen."
Something like this could be nice.
He's so cute.
Your mother and I had an arranged marriage.
Not at all.
And the good news is… I have the wine!
I don't know, maybe I was just being a guy...
It's the doctor.