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- I prefer to think of it as streamlined. - Right. Aerodynamic.
Didn't meet their expectations again.
No, no, no. Not here, all right? Not ever.
- Porn, coz. You know? - Jesus.
What?
You sell it for 2,500. I keep the two, you keep the five.
...or on my knees with a gun to my head...
Three and a half. That was it. I tossed the rest.
Hello. Hello, hello, hello.
Gentlemen, how far you go is up to you.
A cockroach comes out from under a fridge, what do you do?
How would you know?
- Your sister. - Dog, I'm serious, all right?
Hey, we're making bank. Shit happens.
...or you and I start...
You call in sick the day after receiving a long-awaited...
- Don't be an asshole. - Gotcha.
Pen on paper. That's what I need.
And you're thinking this is acceptable?
- What are you doing? - Beating off. What's it look like?
- Completely. - Okay, then.
I thought we nixed those, huh?
- For? - You know perfectly well, Marie.
Absolutely. It's included.
- Nothing. - I'm glad you're so sure, doctor.
Okay, you know, it should be covered.
Okay, so, what's the plan?
Why don't you?
Man, come on.
Or it'll never be the same.
I'll handle it.
Come on, yo, can you please, please just help a brother out?
Hank.
So plasma is gonna go right here.
- I could kick it. It's been a while. - Yes, yes.
Out.
...but I was just tired of the lawn care, upkeep and whatnot. You know?
...the toilet.
- Son. - No, it's fine.