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M'kay, so, apparently, the lesson plan tomorrow is supposed to involve
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- Why are you wearing a condom? - So I don't get AIDS.
Okay, children, now I want to review the different sexual positions.
Oh, well.... it.
- Right. - Anyway...
Hey! Come here, dog. Dog, come here.
How about a nice bucket of AIDS? Sound good?
but we have to talk one at a time.
- Seventeen? - Seventeen.
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Wrong! Sex is about disease. Here's a little picture of herpes.
- What things? - Sexual education.
Using your mouth on the penis or vagina.
Fish-eye. Good, Jenny.
And it's as simple as that. Any questions?
That's a condor, Jenny, condor.
nipples.
- Pretty good. - Do you feel protected?
I know it can be hard, parents,
"It's not going to happen to me."
Here, talk to them, Butters.
STDs are affecting younger and younger kids all the time.
12,000 more tomorrow,
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All right, boys, I now have all the information I need
Red rocket, come on, dog, red rocket!
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Wait!
Look, our kids are learning sexual things on the streets and on television.
"If used properly, latex condoms are effective against pregnancy,
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They're sticky.
- Whoa, cool! - That's awesome!
Look, parents, do you really want your children learning about sex?
OMG! Fire! FIRE!
but obviously, we now must resort to more drastic measures.