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Well, I don't know what got into you kids.

It's no problem, Mr. Mackey.

I'm afraid this is all my fault.

Hey, somebody's got to help Timmy put his condom on.

but if you leave it up to the schools to teach sex to kids,

in case I missed anything.

My room why. Go stan

- Can we do finger paints? - No, we can't do finger paints!

Sexual stimulation.

Apparently, almost all of our 4th-graders are sexually active.

It's even got a little reservoir at the end so you can pee in it.

You guys, come here! You gotta check this out.

This is Mommy and Daddy's book club night, remember?

My room why. Go stan

Mark, we have to be willing to supply condoms to anyone who requests them.

Yeah, I guess they thought we were cool, so they showed us how to do it.

I knew it. Well, at least we scared them enough to protect themselves.

It doesn't work if you beat off a dog again right away.

I had no idea dogs made milk. Do it again.

Well, you see, Stanley, well, your school should be teaching this stuff.

Oh Ms Choksondik.

It flies around and it's endangered.

No. You have to change it.

It says here that

I agree with what Bob and Linda said...

Scream for me, bitch!

Geez, I don't want to get the AIDS, fellas!

We have to teach them that diseases are possible even with just oral sex.

Pink pussy pink pussy Stanley what the fuck are you doing

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

What the hell did I do with that damn thing?

Now, in order to have intercourse, m'kay, the man takes his penis and he...

Sexually transmitted diseases.

M'kay, this part here is the vaginal opening.

Stanley do you know why you're being grounded for 2 years Cuz I read rocket the dog

- What are "STDs"? - How the heck should I know?

Power-Noia is punished

Something about how nerve endings play an important part in intercourse.