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He still sends that monkey birthday cards.
if you don't mind.
-[engine starts] -[tires thump]
If Billy O'Donnell had the same blood type,
But I'll never forget that night.
I'd call that an upgrade.
Ma'am, are you okay?
You're alive?!
We tried DNA testing. [laughs]
Checked with his ex-wife, his bookie,
-so I'd get rich when you died. -[gun cocks]
and should have been fired but wasn't?
[barking]
My goal is to be the Jay Leno of bikes.
Burns, for the sake of my son, I really wanted to believe you
No. Chex box.
Well, can it wait for a sour ball?
Would you like to get the spoon back to the dishwasher
[birds chirping]
I learned what you did for me,
He didn't look for his missing wife.
He don't need your help.
I thought I gave you a coloring book.
You're not very smart. I like that.
I can't believe you didn't even try.
[low] I'm not surprised.