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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hmm?
I found a house!
You even have A cute name For depression.
I'll never live here,
This is great!
But for you kids,
The workshop?
Mrs. Claus is going To pay for this.
You have the sensitivity Of a dung beetle.
But first i want To call the decorator
By robbing them of the last Few happy memories left them.
Well, that's the purpose Of great art.
Oh, santa...
Well, then why not Just give them
Oh, gee, i hate it when they Change holidays around
That's it. You know, i...
Then when you're Done torturing her,
Let's see. Where were we?
Well, sam and i will Split the chores In our house.
To live in my apartment For a year first.
And that's where little Janie rehearsed her dance For the school play.
For our honeymoon?
It is my house.
I'm glad the house Is going to you.
I confess, i touched liquor This morning.
I've never understood Your attitude about This painting.
Oh, the children Are loving it.
So that you two can Share your lives.
In this rotten, Stink-infested World?
My dad always had one.
I'm sorry about this, You guys.
Oh...You know, Look, that's it.
Does it have A basement?
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